Bees, Mars, limping veterans, floating worlds...
It's a week of pathetic comebacks, Melbourne. We're rubber, you're glue. We're both screwed when it comes to being exploited by Mariah Carey's performative spanx. 10) Sun Bear Children's Festival 13th Oct Perceived as cute by the masses, but ultimately violent vicious little animals, children will once again be...
It's a week of gastronomic indulgence, Sydney, but we must warn you. Pace yourself. Mariah Cary awaits at the finish line and we'll not be held accountable for any violent Exorcist-style vomiting occurrences. 10) Remembering Laurie Carmichael 10th Oct Calling all filthy commies. This one's for you. A night...
You can leave your formal ascot at home, Melbourne. The winter's gone and we're out for blood. 10) Archibald Prize Geelong Gallery Excursion 25th Sep Yes, you've heard of this one before. But we've got one little thing to add. There's food, there's liquor, and there's an actual reason...
Wait, Brisbane! We promise. It gets better. Don't believe us? We've had to use the word beer twice...
Better start preparing your statement with your layer now, Melbourne. It'll be nigh impossible not to get tongue-tied this week. 10) Psych Society goes to MoMa! 17th Sep Psychology students? Modern art? What's not to Instagram here? You'll be riding this one for weeks. https://on.com.au/search/events/Psych-Society-goes-to-MoMa!/1944fe20-b9f8-11e8-b14f-a713526e5192 9) Yarn and Fibre Festival 22nd Sep Sounds...
Comb your hair, gel your face, Sydney. That'll make the things your other appendages will be doing this week seem...
Swash your buckles, Sydney. We're taking you on a ride down fantasy strip. 10) Comedy on Edge! 18th Sep Hire a baby sitter and tell them where the whisky is, because your kids are terrible monsters and you know it, and the baby sitter is going to be...
We're going to be honest with you, Brisbane. This week you won't win. But there's gin, there's chocolate, and we'll teach you how to get freaky dressed as Steampunk Healthy Harold. Who says being a loser doesn't have its perks? 10) The Australian Academy of Cinemagraphic Makeup...
The exits are located here, here and here, Melbourne. So wave goodbye to your familial and financial death-hole of an existence, because we're talking you on a spontaneous cultural bender round the world. 10) Behind The Lines 18th Aug-15th Sep Ah yes. Politics. Look, you have to face...