Be Better at Down to Earth: A Fire and Climate Relief Concert

We're all seeking moral absolution. Guilt is one of the many side effects that comes with the only universally recognised human birthright: self-hatred. The majority of us haven't done anything cataclysmically immoral, rather, we're living a life of immorality by a thousand cuts. Which is why we...

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Know You’re Over the Limit at the Melbourne Cocktail Festival

Instability is poison. No matter how depressing the rut you're in is, the fact remains that the rut is a source of comfort, which is why, in the same way a human, when blinded, will always walk in an arc as opposed to a straight line,...

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Reminisce (Don’t Dream Yet) at the Inland Sea of Sound Festival

We're well into 2020 and the raw fear has abated. We've, on the whole, been reassured that the monotony of our everyday lives remains as indestructible as ever, and the terrified screams that echoed around our conscious minds have been relegated to our subconscious, like so...

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Stroke Your Addiction at the Farmer & The Owl Festival

Life in a city can be taxing, so we've been told by the Coles Group conglomerate whilst they're peddling their ever-cheaper bottles of cow tit juice and bird periods. They're not wrong in that respect. They're morally in the wrong in almost every respect, but city...

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Top 10 things On in Brisbane this week 23/02/2020

Get ready to laugh your arse off. Whitesnake's on tour.   10) BOADICEA: A Celtic Cabaret 28th February What: An opera depicting the life and times of Boadicea, the Celtic British Warrior Queen, who in 60 AD led an uprising against the Romans. Written by Judy Stevens and Clarry Evans, directed...

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Top 10 Melbourne Culture On this week 23/02/2020

The gases you'll be consuming this week are real classy.   10) Teddy Bears' Picnic 23rd February What: Prepare for a fun-filled day of marvellous market stalls, food trucks, roving entertainment, performances, and a vintage carnival. And don’t forget to enter the famous Teddy Bear Parade. You’re sure of a big...

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Top 10 Sydney Culture On this week 23/02/2020

The peak of this week is brought to you by Netflix.   10) Liverpool Language Festival  29th February What: Get an in-depth insight into the great linguistic diversity of the languages in existence. By the end of this event, you'll not only have gained a greater insight into the languages on...

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Top 10 Sydney Revelry On this week 23/02/2020

Celebrate good times, come on. It's the 21st Century. There's at most four of them per year.   10) Pecudet Boat Party 23rd February What: Pecudet brings you one of the best, most epic boat parties in Sydney. Enjoy good vibes, a beautiful journey along Sydney harbour, great music and better...

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Laugh (No One’s Watching) at the Brisbane Comedy Festival

Pessimism seems to be the default emotional and intellectual position of humans in 2020. This isn't without reason. War, famine, torture, slavery, over-consumption, environmental catastrophe and indoctrination of children are all as present as they ever were, but now we have to read about it and...

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Take it Real Slow at the Transitions Film Festival

Change is always hard to accept. Everyone loses their minds when their favourite diabetic racist cereal mascot suddenly gets updated for the modern era and replaced with something that will be problematic again in five years. It's not the potential benefits or losses the change provokes. It's the...

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