Put a blindfold on and bend over. Snow Patrol's getting ready to drill 'Chasing Cars' into you for another long decade. 10) TIME: The Gaso 9th August What: A party featuring some of Melbourne's finest selectors. Featuring: Market Memories - one of the hottest house and techno acts in Melbourne...
It has been scientifically proven that this week will pique your interest. Interesting things tend to happen after the ingestion of a lot of foreign liqueur. 10) Living Heritage Festival 4th August What: Across Discovery Point Park and Mt Olympus, enjoy history pop-ups and tours, where you can hear...
Kids, it’s that time of year again. The ancient mother of all film festivals is coming home. So clean up your damn apartment, torch your tinder and grindr history, bleach every available surface and come up with an innocent explanation for your suspiciously herpetic rash. Oh, yes. We...
Slow down there, cowboy. They're not into that kind of thing. But if you're passionate about dogs in a way that doesn't involve bestiality, this is the event for you. They bring joy, they bring love, they alleviate you of your loneliness and your idiocy. Because someone constantly excited...
This week you're going to get bent of shape...
This week Sydney's putting on a hell of a show; the mercury content in the harbour is reaching glow-in-the-dark levels. 10) Australian Clean Energy Summit 30th-31st July What: The Summit is the peak gathering of leaders driving Australia’s energy transformation. The agenda includes two days of sessions where heads of...
Let's cuddle up by the fireside. Let's get used to it. In about ten years, thanks to either global warming or global war (or both), there will be more things that will be on fire than not. Might as well enjoy the novelty of it now. Yes, the Fireside...
Some things never change. Including ol' Gertrude. She may be hunched over with decades-old fumes exuding from her mottled mouth, and still harbouring some troublingly racist affiliations...
Got a sweet tooth? Well, swallow it now comrade. You are not immune to the excesses of the west and it's best you end your life now before the higher ups get their hands on you. Because no one can resist...
It's time to class up the place. Skeggs is coming to town. 10) Friday Night Whiskey Flight 26th July What: An exclusive whisky tasting evening to raise funds for Act for Kids. Experience a flight of four exquisite whiskeys, canapes, dessert and coffee, live music, a rooftop bar and a fire-pit. Why: The one...