Pack your suitcases, Sydney, because you're hitting the high seas. You can nix the passport though. You won't need it where you're going. 10) Mrs. Spring Fragrance Exhibition Opening 13th July A brace of delicate cultural articulation is your penance for the indelicacies you'll be far too guilty of...
Please don't leave. We did use the word 'slam', but this time it'll be different. And we don't mean it'll be more politically relevant nor that the vegan cupcakes won't contain errant pubic hairs this time. Well...
The darkest month dawns. We know how you like it, Sydney. 10) SMS Launch Party 4th July u mad bro? Us too. But we'll not be for long. Sarcasm is our preferred method of displaying anger and frankly it's totes impossible to communicate it via sms. http://on.com.au/search/events/SMS-Launch-Party/98c442c0-7900-11e8-b2e5-cbd173431c8c 9) De Kroeg 'Dutchy Party' 6th...
The present is a horrid place. This week's the week for delusion. Regress. Progress. Repress. Your psych's gonna love this. 10) The Australian Ballet's Verve 23rd-30th June It's a bittersweet symphony. All the beauty, all the majesty, the knowledge you should technically be entranced by the grace and...
Purge your breakfast, Sydney. This week's a cultural smorgasbord you'll want to take full advantage of. 10) Cheers Bar Live World Cup 27th June Making your way in the world today takes everything you got. Taking a break from all your worries sure would help a lot. So,...
Speaking in public is one of the most widely shared crippling fears of otherwise functional humans. Though since 2016 that may have changed. Regardless, most of us would rather smoke a relaxing cigarette...
Evening, revellers. This, the 3rd week of Winter will start with a giggle and end with a pacemaker. A tale of libations, gyrations and also the guy from INXS is there. 10) BCII Connect Freaky Friday Cruise 20th June Time to get freaky. But definitely not with your...
Gin, strippers, nine hour techno trances...
Singing idol; singing, idle. Oncomau is here once again with a week to heat you up, calm you down and birth you sideways. 10) Tubular Bells for Two 15th June Virgin unleashed. Live. One Album. Two Men. Too Many Instruments. This'll be a date that'll ring throughout the...
This hedonistic lifestyle of over-consumption is going to kill us all. And this week's the week! Dance to your grave and die laughing with oncomau's litany of temptations. 10) Apparatus for Transtemporal Occurrence of Impending Space From 25th May Youth is no longer immune to a sense of impending...