Choose your weapons, Melbourne, for this week we wage war on winter, and there's a whole artillery of instruments at your disposal. 10) Docklands Winter Experience 21st-28th August Down at the docks is where your sweetheart'll be. Waiting for you. And there's a whole carnival with real snow,...
Tease; tessellate; resist. There's nothing you can do to escape the cold, Melbourne. But you're going to have a hell of a lot of fun trying. 10) AV Worldwide Meet Up 25th August Shhhh. You'll need your to save your voice for all the protest screaming you'll de...
Cross your heart and prepare for flight, Sydney, cause we're launching you all over the bloody place this week. 10) Psychic Express 23rd August Yeah, yeah. We know. It's all bull. We KNOW. How do we know? How else? The psychics forewarned us. Or maybe it was the free...
Sort through your closet now, Sydney. This week is going to require outfit-changing schizophrenia of Sex and the City proportions. 10) South Coast Wedding Fair 5th August Dum dum dee dum...
From the the creme de la creme of Cannes to the back-alleys of Berlin to the half-melted dredge of improperly preserved early 2000s snow...
It's a week of old hats and firsts, Sydney. So shine that velvet and call your waxer; let's get it on. 10) Bondi WAVE Youth Bands Concert 4th August Ah, youth. The hope. The idealism. The incessant faith in their compositional and instrumental abilities. How quaint. Wanna see? A...
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Wake up, Melbourne. It's time you remember what you've forgotten. Cause it's wielding a bloody weapon of vengeance in your face. And you best do your darndest to pay attention this time. 10) Open House Melbourne: Meat Market 28th July Yes, we are referring to a literal meat...
Hogs, princesses, stimulants and sex. It's like a fairytale. 10) The Duchess Effect 21st July Puff up that brisket! Archaic notions of the staunchest sexism are on their way out. But, fear not. For that is how all great fetishes are born! A day of etiquette training proudly supported...
Robots; goatmen; leaky comedians; sweet transvestites. Strap yourselves in, Melbourne. This'll be a good 'un. 10) Boutique Winter Marketplace 9th-19th July A milquetoast delight for the whole family. Cosy throws, locally designed jewellery, ceramics, home-wares, artwork, hand made clothing...