The title says it all, kids. And what a trauma it is. It would have to be, at least physiologically. All that spinning and flexing and high-wire twirling whilst attempting to regurgitate that which has already been regurgitated by about fifty pop singers across the ages? ...
Oil those guns and snap that latex-swaddled posterior, Melbourne. The only thing loose about this week is the moral code. 10) One Year of Pranava! 21st July Oh, how sweet! It's their anniversary. And you're invited! Sure, psychedelic electronica is an odd theme choice for an anniversary but,...
Suit up in your fluffiest onesies, Brisbane. It's time to go Vampire huntin'. No duh. 10) Arctic Pop Up Bar 1st-31st July A simulated Arctic is popping up in an enchantingly herpetic pattern all over the surface of Custom's House. It'll likely not be the only simulated Arctic we'll...
Better take a power-hose to your ear canals, Melbourne. You'll want to be as empty as an Ariana Grande lyric in order to fully savour this week's musical degustation. 10) Where's Wally Electro Swing 13th July He's the guy in the red and white striped shirt and beanie doing...
Crawl out of your depressing beer-can fort, Sydney. It's time to cram something other than mouldy pizza hut down your throat. You're going cultural. 10) Top Dog Film Festival 15th July Go anywhere without leaving your chair, and let your heart run free. But this time, you won't have...
The darkest month dawns. We know how you like it, Sydney. 10) SMS Launch Party 4th July u mad bro? Us too. But we'll not be for long. Sarcasm is our preferred method of displaying anger and frankly it's totes impossible to communicate it via sms. http://on.com.au/search/events/SMS-Launch-Party/98c442c0-7900-11e8-b2e5-cbd173431c8c 9) De Kroeg 'Dutchy Party' 6th...
Lights out, Sydney. In the darkness we hunt. 10) The Bunk3r Takeover 29th-30th June You've been biding your time, you sly fox, you. Bereft of joy since they've left their Oxford dungeon, you've been busy girding your loins for their comeback. And here they are. Bunk3r's back; new amps,...
Melbourne, we need to talk. Sorry, cork. Un-cork. 10) Winter Whisky Harvest 28th-29th June It's harvest time. And you know what that means. Time to get plastered before those freaky-ass kids murder you. Luckily, one of Australia's best known sommeliers is here to guide you through the finest...
Evening, revellers. This, the 3rd week of Winter will start with a giggle and end with a pacemaker. A tale of libations, gyrations and also the guy from INXS is there. 10) BCII Connect Freaky Friday Cruise 20th June Time to get freaky. But definitely not with your...
Winter lethargy setting in? We at oncomau are here to sucker-punch you out of malaise and into the world of intellect and excess. Something brilliant is oozing across Sydney, and it's not your mucus. 10) Henry VR 15th June-9th Sep A notorious glutton, church-dissenter and wife-murderer...