P!NK: The Beautiful Trauma
The title says it all, kids.
And what a trauma it is.
It would have to be, at least physiologically.
All that spinning and flexing and high-wire twirling whilst attempting to regurgitate that which has already been regurgitated by about fifty pop singers across the ages?
…Think of the state her digestive system must be in. Let’s just say her namesake really does not do justice to the…colour palette inside there.
It’s gotta take a toll.
Honestly, it’s worth the price of a ticket just to be able to finally accept that you’re just not the gym-type.