Consider this a warning Brisbane. You're about to be in the middle of a raging storm. But at least it has a brilliant caterer. 10) Conscious Life Festival 20th October Transform your life through holistic health, self awareness and sustainable living. For two days. Then retreat back into your...
Stock up on Aerogard, Melbourne. Your city is infested with bugs. Tricky little bastards. 10) Italiano Day 14th October Yeah...
Watch closely, Melbourne. If you blink you'll miss the trick. 10) Drink for Pink 17th October A fundraiser for breast cancer research with desserts, canapés, a photo booth, drinks and silent auctions. Donating to an overfunded organisation that fiddles their finances in order to boost your moral ego has...
Bees, Mars, limping veterans, floating worlds...
Hold tight to the reigns, Sydney. This week starts with a man named Tex and ends with a cheap trick. It's going to be a hell of a ride. 10) Tex Perkins with Matt Walker 20th October You can tell where this one's going. From punktonica thug to lilting...
A luxurious week of pagan chocolate worship, festivals dedicated to the most glorious fermented fruit, drunken piracy and comedic gods awaits you Brisbane. Put in a call to your priest or shaman now. You'll need a moral exorcism. 10) Beefex 8th-10th Oct Yes. This is a real thing. An...
It's a week of pathetic comebacks, Melbourne. We're rubber, you're glue. We're both screwed when it comes to being exploited by Mariah Carey's performative spanx. 10) Sun Bear Children's Festival 13th Oct Perceived as cute by the masses, but ultimately violent vicious little animals, children will once again be...
You'll be all over the shop this week, Melbourne. Because Aldi sells cheap wine. And Mariah Carey is here. 10) A Hitch To The Sticks 14th Oct 'It's way out in the sticks'. Who hasn't heard that phrase and thought 'I'm there!'. A weekend of some of the biggest...
It's a week of gastronomic indulgence, Sydney, but we must warn you. Pace yourself. Mariah Cary awaits at the finish line and we'll not be held accountable for any violent Exorcist-style vomiting occurrences. 10) Remembering Laurie Carmichael 10th Oct Calling all filthy commies. This one's for you. A night...
It's a week of indie music and pop legends, Sydney. So you better believe we've given you a hell of an opportunity to stock up on wine. 10) Welcome to Australia Party 11th Oct Insofar as it's a free party and you're bloody well going to be paying for...