Robots; goatmen; leaky comedians; sweet transvestites. Strap yourselves in, Melbourne. This'll be a good 'un. 10) Boutique Winter Marketplace 9th-19th July A milquetoast delight for the whole family. Cosy throws, locally designed jewellery, ceramics, home-wares, artwork, hand made clothing...
Better take a power-hose to your ear canals, Melbourne. You'll want to be as empty as an Ariana Grande lyric in order to fully savour this week's musical degustation. 10) Where's Wally Electro Swing 13th July He's the guy in the red and white striped shirt and beanie doing...
Please don't leave. We did use the word 'slam', but this time it'll be different. And we don't mean it'll be more politically relevant nor that the vegan cupcakes won't contain errant pubic hairs this time. Well...
Cancel your appointments, Brisbane. This week, you're all tied up. And you'll have the bitemarks to prove it. 10) Bands in Parks: Movie Mania 7th July A perfect night out with the family in which you won't have to look at or speak to them. Like we said....
Unsheathe your sabres, Melbourne. It's time to get literary. 10) Drawing the Thesis Exhibition Opening 5th July What's better than listening to an academic wax lyrical about their niche thesis? Why, experiencing an exhibition dedicated to the abstract visualisation of the notion of the thesis, of course! http://on.com.au/search/events/Drawing-the-Thesis-Exhibition-Opening/48f8f5f0-79bf-11e8-b2e5-cbd173431c8c 9) The Melbourne...
The darkest month dawns. We know how you like it, Sydney. 10) SMS Launch Party 4th July u mad bro? Us too. But we'll not be for long. Sarcasm is our preferred method of displaying anger and frankly it's totes impossible to communicate it via sms. http://on.com.au/search/events/SMS-Launch-Party/98c442c0-7900-11e8-b2e5-cbd173431c8c 9) De Kroeg 'Dutchy Party' 6th...
A week of deference; a week of decadence. Find your centre. Then cram it full of wine and mini hotdogs. 10) Addison Road Street Food Markets 7th July Spent one too many introspective moments staring down the barrel of a Heinz big and chunky? Kerb that hollow gravy-scented depression...
The present is a horrid place. This week's the week for delusion. Regress. Progress. Repress. Your psych's gonna love this. 10) The Australian Ballet's Verve 23rd-30th June It's a bittersweet symphony. All the beauty, all the majesty, the knowledge you should technically be entranced by the grace and...
Purge your breakfast, Sydney. This week's a cultural smorgasbord you'll want to take full advantage of. 10) Cheers Bar Live World Cup 27th June Making your way in the world today takes everything you got. Taking a break from all your worries sure would help a lot. So,...
Gin, strippers, nine hour techno trances...