Apply nipple cream and stretch your pre-greased limbs, Melbourne. Or you'll be spending next week in surgery. 10) Good Cop 10th August Meet at the ol'...
Sort through your closet now, Sydney. This week is going to require outfit-changing schizophrenia of Sex and the City proportions. 10) South Coast Wedding Fair 5th August Dum dum dee dum...
Fringe, folly, sugar spun seance and cinema in inverse. Welcome, Melbourne, to...
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Wake up, Melbourne. It's time you remember what you've forgotten. Cause it's wielding a bloody weapon of vengeance in your face. And you best do your darndest to pay attention this time. 10) Open House Melbourne: Meat Market 28th July Yes, we are referring to a literal meat...
Down on your knees, Melbourne. Say your prayers. For the unicorns are coming. The space unicorns. And they're coming for your soul. Also House, Indie Rock and Electro. But let's not get overly technical about it. 10) Deakin Devils Pres. Mathletes vs Athletes 22nd July Nerds versus jocks,...
From eco-warrior to 80s scrape to drunken gourmand; we expect this'll be first week you end constipated, face down drunk in fish net stockings, reeking of moral pride. But certainly not the last. Not if we have anything to do with it. 10) Beat The Bottle 22nd...
The title says it all, kids. And what a trauma it is. It would have to be, at least physiologically. All that spinning and flexing and high-wire twirling whilst attempting to regurgitate that which has already been regurgitated by about fifty pop singers across the ages? ...
Hogs, princesses, stimulants and sex. It's like a fairytale. 10) The Duchess Effect 21st July Puff up that brisket! Archaic notions of the staunchest sexism are on their way out. But, fear not. For that is how all great fetishes are born! A day of etiquette training proudly supported...
Suit up in your fluffiest onesies, Brisbane. It's time to go Vampire huntin'. No duh. 10) Arctic Pop Up Bar 1st-31st July A simulated Arctic is popping up in an enchantingly herpetic pattern all over the surface of Custom's House. It'll likely not be the only simulated Arctic we'll...