Shed your clothing Melbourne. This week you're getting dirty. You're going feral...
The winter's gone and the heat is coming. Throw out the Dettol and get ready to fester Sydney. Sorry - festival. There's a lot of festivals. And Dettol can often be harmful to your delicate skin. 10) Bohemian Harbour: Artists of Lavender Bay 1st Sep-25th Nov Ahh Lavender Bay....
Vikings, drag queens, pop icons and really exquisitely crafted scaffolding. You won't know where the to look this week, Sydney. 10) Beehive & Motion pres. BART SKILS 29th Sep A fresh Dutch face on the techno scene! Apparently the 80s just arrived in Holland. Renewable energy does have its...
Wait, Brisbane! We promise. It gets better. Don't believe us? We've had to use the word beer twice...
Comb your hair, gel your face, Sydney. That'll make the things your other appendages will be doing this week seem...
Swash your buckles, Sydney. We're taking you on a ride down fantasy strip. 10) Comedy on Edge! 18th Sep Hire a baby sitter and tell them where the whisky is, because your kids are terrible monsters and you know it, and the baby sitter is going to be...
Do your laundry, Melbourne. We're taking you to the open seas and to the very fringes of your sanity. So. You'll need clean underwear. 10) Mrs Hopper Turns One 15th September And she's already married? Holy hell, this is indeed a disturbing universe. No wonder she's in need...
Sit down and shut up, Sydney. For we here at oncomau believe talking in a movie theatre justifies the re-introduction of capital punishment. 10) Blackmores Half Marathon 16th September Yes, you read right, you ailing pile of human sausage meat. It's time once again to strap your various limbs...
Shave yourself, Sydney. We're attaching the electrodes to you now. 10) Friday the 14th Revival 14th September You know, we usually like to put our own spin on whatever we serve up to you, but honestly, this event has been so expertly phrased by the devils themselves, it would...
Finally, Brisbane. It's your time to shine. So shower, shave and get a goddamn haircut. It's spring and that gross depression beard doesn't make you look as alternative as you think. No matter upon what part of your body it currently resides. 10) Adopt A Sloth Party 8th...