Stretch your leather lungs and wet your fork with gin. The baron and the earl are arriving in town and they've got a thing for the blues. 10) TwoSpace at Co-Ground Launch Party 1st November Ah, yes. Just what Melbourne needs right now. Another bloody cafe that feels the...
Plunge yourself into a week of Halloween delights, Melbourne. For all too soon...
Watch closely, Melbourne. If you blink you'll miss the trick. 10) Drink for Pink 17th October A fundraiser for breast cancer research with desserts, canapés, a photo booth, drinks and silent auctions. Donating to an overfunded organisation that fiddles their finances in order to boost your moral ego has...
Hold tight to the reigns, Sydney. This week starts with a man named Tex and ends with a cheap trick. It's going to be a hell of a ride. 10) Tex Perkins with Matt Walker 20th October You can tell where this one's going. From punktonica thug to lilting...
A luxurious week of pagan chocolate worship, festivals dedicated to the most glorious fermented fruit, drunken piracy and comedic gods awaits you Brisbane. Put in a call to your priest or shaman now. You'll need a moral exorcism. 10) Beefex 8th-10th Oct Yes. This is a real thing. An...
You'll be all over the shop this week, Melbourne. Because Aldi sells cheap wine. And Mariah Carey is here. 10) A Hitch To The Sticks 14th Oct 'It's way out in the sticks'. Who hasn't heard that phrase and thought 'I'm there!'. A weekend of some of the biggest...
Spring's here, Sydney. There's no longer a weather-related excuse for your chronic depression. So we've got this week's best ways to delude yourself until the grave. 10) Everything 90’s (House & UK Garage) 6th October You know. Without the rapist comedians. Although don't quote us on that. This is...
Shed your clothing Melbourne. This week you're getting dirty. You're going feral...
The winter's gone and the heat is coming. Throw out the Dettol and get ready to fester Sydney. Sorry - festival. There's a lot of festivals. And Dettol can often be harmful to your delicate skin. 10) Bohemian Harbour: Artists of Lavender Bay 1st Sep-25th Nov Ahh Lavender Bay....
Vikings, drag queens, pop icons and really exquisitely crafted scaffolding. You won't know where the to look this week, Sydney. 10) Beehive & Motion pres. BART SKILS 29th Sep A fresh Dutch face on the techno scene! Apparently the 80s just arrived in Holland. Renewable energy does have its...