Top 10 Sydney Revelry On this week 30/09/2018
Spring’s here, Sydney. There’s no longer a weather-related excuse for your chronic depression. So we’ve got this week’s best ways to delude yourself until the grave.
10) Everything 90’s (House & UK Garage)
You know. Without the rapist comedians. Although don’t quote us on that. This is a house and garage event. They attract…all sorts of uh colourful characters.
9) Psycho Beach Party
Yes. You would have to be psychotic to party on the beach. It’s a pile of tiny glass particles shouldered by a raging blue abyss complemented by herpetic needles. Well, if you’re already there you might as well dance to the White Blanks i don’t wanna die single launch.
8) Still Got The Blues
Of course you have. This is the reality in which we live. You’d have to be insane to be happy. Celebrate your sanity with some of the best live blues music.
7) Kirtan Night
“Sharing music and mantra”. Nope, not a cult. rather a night of meditative soundscapes that will uplift your soul backdropped by a two headed-lady….you know we’re not sure this isn’t a cult.
6) Momentum Ft. NON CITIZENS
They’d have to have momentum, wouldn’t they? What with Scott Morrison now in charge. A night of progressive Argentinian house music.
It’s not the latest food trend. Nor is it a sex act. But we cant guarantee the latter won’t be involved, because this is “an unforgettable night of live music” in aid of oxfam. The amount of ego-stroking is bound to manifest physiologically.
4) In Motion : Rhythm
Sounds exhausting, doesn’t it? But don’t worry. You won’t have to engage in any kind of horrifying militant work out. This isn’t a 12-step program. This is a biennial exhibition turning the streets of Marrickville into a show of live art, projection and street performance.
3) Ocean Alley
And an ocean it shall be. Psychedelic surf rock sponsored by Bati Spiced Rum in a bar called the Beery? You’ll have to have your lungs pumped for all kinds of reasons.
2) Taco and Tequila Festival
“Calling all tequila fans!” That’s the beginning descriptor for the event. We need not try to sell you on this anymore. The best names in agave and tequila, and tacos to give your colon something to do whilst your kidneys are busy.
1) Sydney Good Food 20th Birthday with Sydney Greats
And what a birthday it’ll be! Because this one has been eating for 20 years straight, it’s morbidly obese and looking down the barrel of a gun filled with whipped cream by Sydney’s greatest cooking legends. The best parties are always the ones right before a major gastric bypass. So dance, drink and enjoy the greatest culinary geniuses.