Feel the good vibes, Brisbane. For all too soon you'll be blindly feeling your way towards a future of economic, political, environmental and technological doom. 10) JK Couture VIP Night 24th October Thought fashion season was over, did you? This is a first world country. We'll never be able...
Plunge yourself into a week of Halloween delights, Melbourne. For all too soon...
Stop paying attention to reality, Sydney. Halloween is fast approaching and you don't want to wear out your threshold for horror too soon. 10) Guil-TEA as Charged 26th October Ah, tea. Well, the one good thing here is that we're not British. Pretentious? Sure. Overly dedicated to a beverage...
Been alienated by everyone in your life for an inherent lack of feeling? Don't worry. We have the solution. A night so excessively, violently pink your eyeballs will be watering long into the next week. And you know we're not exaggerating on the violence of pink. We've been...
We're not the biggest fans of religion. But we are of depravity. Seems inherently paradoxical right? There's no depravity like repressed religious depravity. However, that's simply not our jam. Mostly because we often like to involve jam in our depravity and those post-church biscuits never seem to contain any. Enter...
Consider this a warning Brisbane. You're about to be in the middle of a raging storm. But at least it has a brilliant caterer. 10) Conscious Life Festival 20th October Transform your life through holistic health, self awareness and sustainable living. For two days. Then retreat back into your...
Stock up on Aerogard, Melbourne. Your city is infested with bugs. Tricky little bastards. 10) Italiano Day 14th October Yeah...
Watch closely, Melbourne. If you blink you'll miss the trick. 10) Drink for Pink 17th October A fundraiser for breast cancer research with desserts, canapés, a photo booth, drinks and silent auctions. Donating to an overfunded organisation that fiddles their finances in order to boost your moral ego has...
Hold tight to the reigns, Sydney. This week starts with a man named Tex and ends with a cheap trick. It's going to be a hell of a ride. 10) Tex Perkins with Matt Walker 20th October You can tell where this one's going. From punktonica thug to lilting...
A luxurious week of pagan chocolate worship, festivals dedicated to the most glorious fermented fruit, drunken piracy and comedic gods awaits you Brisbane. Put in a call to your priest or shaman now. You'll need a moral exorcism. 10) Beefex 8th-10th Oct Yes. This is a real thing. An...