Bees, Mars, limping veterans, floating worlds...
The winter's gone and the heat is coming. Throw out the Dettol and get ready to fester Sydney. Sorry - festival. There's a lot of festivals. And Dettol can often be harmful to your delicate skin. 10) Bohemian Harbour: Artists of Lavender Bay 1st Sep-25th Nov Ahh Lavender Bay....
We're going to be honest with you, Brisbane. This week you won't win. But there's gin, there's chocolate, and we'll teach you how to get freaky dressed as Steampunk Healthy Harold. Who says being a loser doesn't have its perks? 10) The Australian Academy of Cinemagraphic Makeup...
Shave yourself, Sydney. We're attaching the electrodes to you now. 10) Friday the 14th Revival 14th September You know, we usually like to put our own spin on whatever we serve up to you, but honestly, this event has been so expertly phrased by the devils themselves, it would...
Shucks, Melbourne. Hush your mouth and prick up them ears. Cause we're fixin' to tell you that we reckon this week's got more little pills than Carter. And we don't mean the kind that help your liver. 10) Swinburne Writers Festival 4th-5th September We've been around awhile. We've been...
You are the Nightrider. You are a rocker, you are a roller, you an are out-of-controller! And you seem a little...
Spring's here, Sydney, so shed your skin and pop the top. We'll show you ours if you show us yours. 10) Lemons 19th Birthday Party 7th September Yes, we could make up some half-assed truism about making lemonade, but frankly, lemonade is possibly the worst outcome of one of...
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Tomorrow says: "cirrhosis". Tonight says: "Finally. Justification for my medical insurance". 10) Scratch Fundraiser 7th July Tingle your extremities; tingle your insecurities; tingle your moral virtuosities. http://on.com.au/search/events/Scratch-Fundraiser/27123700-7b52-11e8-b2e5-cbd173431c8c 9) Debbie Does Daytime 1st July A ferocious, delicious, quasi-pornographic gang bang. All your darkest, stickiest fantasies in the unforgiving light of day. http://on.com.au/search/events/Debbie-Does-Daytime/55cb29c0-7b53-11e8-b2e5-cbd173431c8c 8) Taboo 6th July London calling. Though...
A week of deference; a week of decadence. Find your centre. Then cram it full of wine and mini hotdogs. 10) Addison Road Street Food Markets 7th July Spent one too many introspective moments staring down the barrel of a Heinz big and chunky? Kerb that hollow gravy-scented depression...