We've been soft on you in the past, Melbourne. Too soft. This week, you're going to learn something, dammit. You're going to learn hard. Also, Bob Dylan's here. 10) MelbourneEast Arts Festival 10th-19th August Missed the city-wide one? Relax, we've got your Instagram covered. Just bring your fully...
Cleanse your palettes now, Melbourne. For this week, you shall be feasting on figs, butter, sweetbreads and the pure tonic that is Bob Dylan. 10) Smoking Figs Album Launch 11th-12th August You bet your hipster ass we're plugging this one. And why not? You've read their band name....
Cock your pens, Sydney. By the end of this week you'll be exhausted, drenched in fluids and suffering from severe chronic carpal tunnel syndrome. 10) Arja Välimäki: Ocean Forest Exhibition 7th-20th August A direct mainline into the cultural intersection of Finnish and Australian culture via the one thing that...
Better pump those quads now, Brisbane. This week is all about exhibitionism and we don't take kindly to clothing or non-joiners. 10) Brisbane Education and Migration Expo 7th August A melange of Australian Educational Institutions, TAFE Courses, NAATI Programs, Professional Year Programs and Migration Details all attempting to convince...
Polish your monocles and lube your disdainful smirks, Melbourne. For it's not your capacity for reflective appreciation you'll be flexing this week. It never is. 10) Zero Waste Victoria Festival 5th August Ladies, Gentleman, Others, it's time we picked up arms and FIGHT. But uh don't worry. We're...
Apply nipple cream and stretch your pre-greased limbs, Melbourne. Or you'll be spending next week in surgery. 10) Good Cop 10th August Meet at the ol'...
Sort through your closet now, Sydney. This week is going to require outfit-changing schizophrenia of Sex and the City proportions. 10) South Coast Wedding Fair 5th August Dum dum dee dum...
It's exactly what it sounds like. Your twitching blurry caffeine-pumped pupils have not deceived you yet. Coffee is your god, your saviour and your eventual doom. Meet your maker in Bakery Lane amidst a glorious all-out fest of expert brews, coffee creme crepes, tiramisu, espresso cupcakes, chocolate spoons...
Consider this a warning, Brisbane. This week is so crammed with festivities you won't even know how in the hell you ended up at that damn Celine Dion concert. 10) Japanese Film Festival Fringe 30th July Missed out on the Festival? Fret not. Cause they're bringing back up...