Top 10 Melbourne Culture On this week 09/09/2018

The exits are located here, here and here, Melbourne. So wave goodbye to your familial and financial death-hole of an existence, because we're talking you on a spontaneous cultural bender round the world.   10) Behind The Lines 18th Aug-15th Sep Ah yes. Politics. Look, you have to face...

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Top 10 Melbourne Revelry On this week 09/09/2018

Do your laundry, Melbourne. We're taking you to the open seas and to the very fringes of your sanity. So. You'll need clean underwear.   10) Mrs Hopper Turns One 15th September And she's already married? Holy hell, this is indeed a disturbing universe. No wonder she's in need...

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Top 10 Sydney Culture On this week 09/09/2018

Sit down and shut up, Sydney. For we here at oncomau believe talking in a movie theatre justifies the re-introduction of capital punishment.   10) Blackmores Half Marathon 16th September Yes, you read right, you ailing pile of human sausage meat. It's time once again to strap your various limbs...

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Top 10 Sydney Revelry On this week 09/09/2018

Shave yourself, Sydney. We're attaching the electrodes to you now.   10) Friday the 14th Revival 14th September You know, we usually like to put our own spin on whatever we serve up to you, but honestly, this event has been so expertly phrased by the devils themselves, it would...

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Top 10 things On in Brisbane this week 02/09/2018

Finally, Brisbane. It's your time to shine. So shower, shave and get a goddamn haircut. It's spring and that gross depression beard doesn't make you look as alternative as you think. No matter upon what part of your body it currently resides.   10) Adopt A Sloth Party 8th...

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Top 10 Melbourne Culture On this week 02/09/2018

Shucks, Melbourne. Hush your mouth and prick up them ears. Cause we're fixin' to tell you that we reckon this week's got more little pills than Carter. And we don't mean the kind that help your liver.   10) Swinburne Writers Festival 4th-5th September We've been around awhile. We've been...

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Top 10 Melbourne Revelry On this week 02/09/2018

Wear layers, Melbourne. For Spring may be officially here, but this week we're launching you into the spiritual ether, shoving you through the birth canal and shooting you straight down to hell. Plus, layers are so in this season.   10) Morgan Evans Kiss Somebody Australian Tour 6th September Ahh,...

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