Shiranu Ga Hotoke? Not So. Get Some Culture In You, Dammit. Feat. The Matsuri Japan Festival
Yeah, we know.
We know you think that fake sword you bought from Paddy’s after a night of drunken Tarantino appreciation has made you feel as though you know enough of Japanese culture to consider yourself a worldly individual.
But the truth is, normal Japanese culture just doesn’t involve that many blood squibs.
So, put down the sword, stop screaming half-coherent foreign obscenities and experience the Matsuri Japan Festival!
A day of calligraphy, tea ceremonies, flower arranging, origami, traditional taiko drumming and martial arts performances…
…and enough gastric fare to at least result in some kind of violent organ-based spray.