Wangarratta. The rose of Victoria In that a rose may be visually pleasing, cared for by racist grandmothers yearning for death, smells at the very best disheartening and the name suggests something that makes you feel vaguely uncomfortable as to its referential history. As such, it has spit...
Clean out your hidey holes, Brisbane. Paul Kelly's coming and he deserves some goddamn respect. 10) Noosa Triathlon Multi Sport Festival 31st October-4th November Look at you. You broken down collection of vices. Won't it be fun to sit there, eating a glob of fat, drinking an intoxicant and...
Air. Form. Space. Movement. Get ready to question the bounds of reality as you try not to claw your own eyeballs out during a lecture on experimental art. 10) The Photographic Art of Brett Sixtysix 2nd November Formerly known as 'The 4th Density Entity', the photographer is holding...
Stretch your leather lungs and wet your fork with gin. The baron and the earl are arriving in town and they've got a thing for the blues. 10) TwoSpace at Co-Ground Launch Party 1st November Ah, yes. Just what Melbourne needs right now. Another bloody cafe that feels the...
Get ready to laugh, Sydney. Taylor Swift is here. On an unrelated note, there's a couple of world-famous comedians and a dragon. 10) Women In STEAM with The Studio 1st November Boy, they've really not thought that title through considering the wrong way in which it could be interpreted...
Beer? Dragons? A whole roasted pig? Taylor Swift should just stop trying. She'll never be able to top what's going on this week. 10) AAC//107: Instrumental (adj.) and HELU 1st November Not just the way your annoying friend pronounces the word 'Hello' on the phone in an attempt to...
Feel the good vibes, Brisbane. For all too soon you'll be blindly feeling your way towards a future of economic, political, environmental and technological doom. 10) JK Couture VIP Night 24th October Thought fashion season was over, did you? This is a first world country. We'll never be able...
Get ready to meld your senses into a glorious explosion of sound, performance and light shows to artistically blur the bounds of reality. Oh yeah. And there's also Taylor Swift concert. 10) Vovo Awards 27th October An annual celebration of the voice-over artist. You know, those people you simultaneously...
Plunge yourself into a week of Halloween delights, Melbourne. For all too soon...
Contortionists, plastic hearts, giant disturbing seaside baby-Buddhas. What a time to be alive. 10) Mocktail Burlesque: Halloween Edition 24th October We know. However, this'll be the one time of sobriety when you can brush up on your sexiest Burlesque moves just so you have something to pull out from...