Suit up in your fluffiest onesies, Brisbane. It's time to go Vampire huntin'. No duh. 10) Arctic Pop Up Bar 1st-31st July A simulated Arctic is popping up in an enchantingly herpetic pattern all over the surface of Custom's House. It'll likely not be the only simulated Arctic we'll...
Crawl out of your depressing beer-can fort, Sydney. It's time to cram something other than mouldy pizza hut down your throat. You're going cultural. 10) Top Dog Film Festival 15th July Go anywhere without leaving your chair, and let your heart run free. But this time, you won't have...
Cancel your appointments, Brisbane. This week, you're all tied up. And you'll have the bitemarks to prove it. 10) Bands in Parks: Movie Mania 7th July A perfect night out with the family in which you won't have to look at or speak to them. Like we said....
Unsheathe your sabres, Melbourne. It's time to get literary. 10) Drawing the Thesis Exhibition Opening 5th July What's better than listening to an academic wax lyrical about their niche thesis? Why, experiencing an exhibition dedicated to the abstract visualisation of the notion of the thesis, of course! http://on.com.au/search/events/Drawing-the-Thesis-Exhibition-Opening/48f8f5f0-79bf-11e8-b2e5-cbd173431c8c 9) The Melbourne...
The present is a horrid place. This week's the week for delusion. Regress. Progress. Repress. Your psych's gonna love this. 10) The Australian Ballet's Verve 23rd-30th June It's a bittersweet symphony. All the beauty, all the majesty, the knowledge you should technically be entranced by the grace and...
Lights out, Sydney. In the darkness we hunt. 10) The Bunk3r Takeover 29th-30th June You've been biding your time, you sly fox, you. Bereft of joy since they've left their Oxford dungeon, you've been busy girding your loins for their comeback. And here they are. Bunk3r's back; new amps,...
Purge your breakfast, Sydney. This week's a cultural smorgasbord you'll want to take full advantage of. 10) Cheers Bar Live World Cup 27th June Making your way in the world today takes everything you got. Taking a break from all your worries sure would help a lot. So,...
This week's a moral journey. So clutch your hard-earned shrivelled little rock of a heart. This won't be easy. It'll be a blast. 10) World Down Syndrome Day Community Markets 17th June This your chance to give a damn. And, you know, there's ice-cream. The World Down Syndrome...
Winter lethargy setting in? We at oncomau are here to sucker-punch you out of malaise and into the world of intellect and excess. Something brilliant is oozing across Sydney, and it's not your mucus. 10) Henry VR 15th June-9th Sep A notorious glutton, church-dissenter and wife-murderer...
What better way to end the week than with the end of all things? Give a warm-hearted hat-tip to the annual international Film Festival in Sydney as the Vivid lights are snuffed. Because no one should see you in that ridiculous bloody hat. Sydney Film Festival takes...