We've been soft on you in the past, Melbourne. Too soft. This week, you're going to learn something, dammit. You're going to learn hard. Also, Bob Dylan's here. 10) MelbourneEast Arts Festival 10th-19th August Missed the city-wide one? Relax, we've got your Instagram covered. Just bring your fully...
Cleanse your palettes now, Melbourne. For this week, you shall be feasting on figs, butter, sweetbreads and the pure tonic that is Bob Dylan. 10) Smoking Figs Album Launch 11th-12th August You bet your hipster ass we're plugging this one. And why not? You've read their band name....
Polish your monocles and lube your disdainful smirks, Melbourne. For it's not your capacity for reflective appreciation you'll be flexing this week. It never is. 10) Zero Waste Victoria Festival 5th August Ladies, Gentleman, Others, it's time we picked up arms and FIGHT. But uh don't worry. We're...
Sort through your closet now, Sydney. This week is going to require outfit-changing schizophrenia of Sex and the City proportions. 10) South Coast Wedding Fair 5th August Dum dum dee dum...
Consider this a warning, Brisbane. This week is so crammed with festivities you won't even know how in the hell you ended up at that damn Celine Dion concert. 10) Japanese Film Festival Fringe 30th July Missed out on the Festival? Fret not. Cause they're bringing back up...
Fringe, folly, sugar spun seance and cinema in inverse. Welcome, Melbourne, to...
From the the creme de la creme of Cannes to the back-alleys of Berlin to the half-melted dredge of improperly preserved early 2000s snow...
Dogs, booze, literature, and a Spacewoman named Stacey. Set your affairs in order, Sydney. This is a weird 'un. 10) Dog Lovers Show 4th-5th August Barking mad? Or just desperately lonely and unable to form relationships with actual human beings? Well, they're one and the same, really. Here it...
Wake up, Melbourne. It's time you remember what you've forgotten. Cause it's wielding a bloody weapon of vengeance in your face. And you best do your darndest to pay attention this time. 10) Open House Melbourne: Meat Market 28th July Yes, we are referring to a literal meat...