Think You’re A Skilled Lover? Well, Baby, You Ain’t Seen Nothin’ Yet. Enter: The Dog Lovers Show.

Slow down there, cowboy. They're not into that kind of thing. But if you're passionate about dogs in a way that doesn't involve bestiality, this is the event for you. They bring joy, they bring love, they alleviate you of your loneliness and your idiocy. Because someone constantly excited...

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Top 10 things On in Brisbane this week 28/07/2019

Have you heard of the legend of the Chamber of Secrets? It's full of affected pseudo-intellectuals arguing about Mahler.   10) Conversation: Realities of War 30th July What: Ben Quilty’s portraits of Australian war veterans are imbued with their complex experiences of war and its aftermath. What is the reality of...

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Top 10 Melbourne Culture On this week 28/07/2019

This week's right on the fringe of acceptability. Unfortunately, we're not referring to the presence of vegans, who have fully infiltrated the mainstream.   10) Vegan Degustation Buffet 1st August What: Osteria Italiana will be dedicating a night to an exclusive vegan degustation designed to satisfy the most sophisticated palates. A...

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Top 10 Sydney Culture On this week 28/07/2019

This week Sydney's putting on a hell of a show; the mercury content in the harbour is reaching glow-in-the-dark levels.   10) Australian Clean Energy Summit 30th-31st July What: The Summit is the peak gathering of leaders driving Australia’s energy transformation. The agenda includes two days of sessions where heads of...

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Top 10 Sydney Revelry On this week 28/07/2019

You're about to hit a fever pitch. So make sure you cover your mouth when you cough. You're criminally liable if you infect Hugh Jackman.   10) Lost Forrest 1st Birthday Bash feat. SIXPATHS 3rd August What: Lost Forrest: the mystical sound of the FOMO vibed party. One stage, multiple genres,...

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Stock Up On Fuels Of All Kinds; The Fireside Winter Festival Is Making Its Debut.

Let's cuddle up by the fireside. Let's get used to it. In about ten years, thanks to either global warming or global war (or both), there will be more things that will be on fire than not. Might as well enjoy the novelty of it now. Yes, the Fireside...

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Quaff Before Your Quips (You’ll Need It). It’s The Australian Festival of Chamber Music!

Lips swollen from repeated use of the terms 'bourgeois' and 'jejune'? Well, apologies, but this event isn't for you. Because you'll need the practised lips of a master to be able to swan your way through this event with your pretentious pseudo-intellect intact. Yes, The Australian Festival of Chamber...

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