Think You’re A Skilled Lover? Well, Baby, You Ain’t Seen Nothin’ Yet. Enter: The Dog Lovers Show.
Slow down there, cowboy. They're not into that kind of thing. But if you're passionate about dogs in a way that doesn't involve bestiality, this is the event for you. They bring joy, they bring love, they alleviate you of your loneliness and your idiocy. Because someone constantly excited...