Cock your pens, Sydney. By the end of this week you'll be exhausted, drenched in fluids and suffering from severe chronic carpal tunnel syndrome. 10) Arja Välimäki: Ocean Forest Exhibition 7th-20th August A direct mainline into the cultural intersection of Finnish and Australian culture via the one thing that...
Sort through your closet now, Sydney. This week is going to require outfit-changing schizophrenia of Sex and the City proportions. 10) South Coast Wedding Fair 5th August Dum dum dee dum...
Fringe, folly, sugar spun seance and cinema in inverse. Welcome, Melbourne, to...
From the the creme de la creme of Cannes to the back-alleys of Berlin to the half-melted dredge of improperly preserved early 2000s snow...
It's a week of old hats and firsts, Sydney. So shine that velvet and call your waxer; let's get it on. 10) Bondi WAVE Youth Bands Concert 4th August Ah, youth. The hope. The idealism. The incessant faith in their compositional and instrumental abilities. How quaint. Wanna see? A...
William Shakespeare. Philanderer, thief, incorrectly lauded advocate for baldness, plus writer. In London town you'll still find his legions salivating in the depths of his magnificent globe. Not a far cry from his legions past, who, too, stood in the depths before his oratorical mastery, their fingers...
It's a wedding! No...
Wake up, Melbourne. It's time you remember what you've forgotten. Cause it's wielding a bloody weapon of vengeance in your face. And you best do your darndest to pay attention this time. 10) Open House Melbourne: Meat Market 28th July Yes, we are referring to a literal meat...
Hogs, princesses, stimulants and sex. It's like a fairytale. 10) The Duchess Effect 21st July Puff up that brisket! Archaic notions of the staunchest sexism are on their way out. But, fear not. For that is how all great fetishes are born! A day of etiquette training proudly supported...
The present is a horrid place. This week's the week for delusion. Regress. Progress. Repress. Your psych's gonna love this. 10) The Australian Ballet's Verve 23rd-30th June It's a bittersweet symphony. All the beauty, all the majesty, the knowledge you should technically be entranced by the grace and...