Apply nipple cream and stretch your pre-greased limbs, Melbourne. Or you'll be spending next week in surgery. 10) Good Cop 10th August Meet at the ol'...
Sort through your closet now, Sydney. This week is going to require outfit-changing schizophrenia of Sex and the City proportions. 10) South Coast Wedding Fair 5th August Dum dum dee dum...
From guts to glory...
She's back! And more willing to compensate for her vocal...
If you lie there. If you just lie there. You’ll miss out. Yeah. Who the hell doesn’t remember that song? Wanna live repeat? Tell you what. If you scream loudly enough they might just be unable to forget the world, and delve back into that three-line stanza arrangement that surely, by now, burns like...
Consider this a warning, Brisbane. This week is so crammed with festivities you won't even know how in the hell you ended up at that damn Celine Dion concert. 10) Japanese Film Festival Fringe 30th July Missed out on the Festival? Fret not. Cause they're bringing back up...
From the the creme de la creme of Cannes to the back-alleys of Berlin to the half-melted dredge of improperly preserved early 2000s snow...
It's a week of old hats and firsts, Sydney. So shine that velvet and call your waxer; let's get it on. 10) Bondi WAVE Youth Bands Concert 4th August Ah, youth. The hope. The idealism. The incessant faith in their compositional and instrumental abilities. How quaint. Wanna see? A...
Down on your knees, Melbourne. Say your prayers. For the unicorns are coming. The space unicorns. And they're coming for your soul. Also House, Indie Rock and Electro. But let's not get overly technical about it. 10) Deakin Devils Pres. Mathletes vs Athletes 22nd July Nerds versus jocks,...
Take your multivitamins, Sydney. You'll need every last molecule of physiological responsibility to compensate for this week. We hope you listened to your mother and ate your green vegetables. Otherwise we're not sure you'll survive. 10) DIVA Party 28th July Crack out those moulding fetid mistakes of your...