Katy Perry: Witness The Tour (Emphasis On The Witness Part)
And more willing to compensate for her vocal…talents…than ever!
With one hell of an explosively visual circus-like romp of fire-shooting cupcake-breasted insanity, she’ll be “blow(ing)-up” (The Standard) her hits “to epic proportions”.
For which we are infinitely grateful.
…Hopefully that’s not just a figuration and involves an actual detonator.
Katy Perry is, as she herself claims, “undeniable”.
In fact that’s so true, there’s three of her on the promo photo for this tour.
So, shear your hair into a passable impression of ‘alternative’ and WITNESS.
And…maybe give your other senses the night off.