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Top 10 Melbourne Culture On this week 22/07/2018
Wake up, Melbourne. It's time you remember what you've forgotten. Cause it's wielding a bloody weapon of vengeance in your face. And you best do your darndest to pay attention this time. 10) Open House Melbourne: Meat Market 28th July Yes, we are referring to a literal meat...
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Top 10 Melbourne Revelry On this week 22/07/2018
Down on your knees, Melbourne. Say your prayers. For the unicorns are coming. The space unicorns. And they're coming for your soul. Also House, Indie Rock and Electro. But let's not get overly technical about it. 10) Deakin Devils Pres. Mathletes vs Athletes 22nd July Nerds versus jocks,...
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Top 10 Sydney Revelry On this week 22/07/2018
Take your multivitamins, Sydney. You'll need every last molecule of physiological responsibility to compensate for this week. We hope you listened to your mother and ate your green vegetables. Otherwise we're not sure you'll survive. 10) DIVA Party 28th July Crack out those moulding fetid mistakes of your...
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Top 10 Sydney Culture On this week 22/07/2018
From eco-warrior to 80s scrape to drunken gourmand; we expect this'll be first week you end constipated, face down drunk in fish net stockings, reeking of moral pride. But certainly not the last. Not if we have anything to do with it. 10) Beat The Bottle 22nd...
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P!NK: The Beautiful Trauma
The title says it all, kids. And what a trauma it is. It would have to be, at least physiologically. All that spinning and flexing and high-wire twirling whilst attempting to regurgitate that which has already been regurgitated by about fifty pop singers across the ages? ...
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Things Are All Aglow In The Soccer Locker
Vive la France! Ahh, the ol’ locker room. Steady on. There's no need to fear, there’ll be adequate security and absolutely no blowback benefit from a potential scandal. And what better way to celebrate a French soccer victory than tiny shorts, huge shot glasses and the language of music. No...
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Top 10 things On in Brisbane this week 15/07/2018
Give the finger to your soul and mind, Brisbane. This week is all about your guts, your butts and your burning subdermal flesh. 10) Carbs with the Kings of Rock n Roll 19th July Ahh, Elvis, the king of rock and idol to thousands. Well, what are you waiting...
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Top 10 Melbourne Revelry On this week 15/07/2018
Oil those guns and snap that latex-swaddled posterior, Melbourne. The only thing loose about this week is the moral code. 10) One Year of Pranava! 21st July Oh, how sweet! It's their anniversary. And you're invited! Sure, psychedelic electronica is an odd theme choice for an anniversary but,...
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Top 10 Sydney Culture On this week 15/07/2018
Hogs, princesses, stimulants and sex. It's like a fairytale. 10) The Duchess Effect 21st July Puff up that brisket! Archaic notions of the staunchest sexism are on their way out. But, fear not. For that is how all great fetishes are born! A day of etiquette training proudly supported...