A week beginning with using delicate implements whilst nude and ending with the Germans. This can only go well. 10) Spooktacular Planner Switch Meet 6th October A swap exchange! You know, like your mum used to do? How long has it been since you called her? She only birthed...
Scrub your tongue and drizzle some lube down your throat, Melbourne. We're cramming all kinds of intellectual and cultural appreciation down you this week. 10) Juice Fair 2nd October No, it's not an orgy. There are no euphemisms here. Because people who like euphemisms generally possess some kind of...
Melbourne, you look sort of down. We know how you feel. This week we've not let up. 10) Prime Athletica Day Party 6th October Gotcha. No, we're not telling you to straighten up, fly right, eat kale and start pumping iron. We're more fans of contradiction. So get drunk...
You spent Labour Day removing a large section of your capacity for intellect and culture via whisky, Sydney. Time to make reparations. 10) Puppets with Personality! 2nd October Yes. They have personalities now. We're doomed. Let your child create their own puppet with real tools and then as soon...
Spring's here, Sydney. There's no longer a weather-related excuse for your chronic depression. So we've got this week's best ways to delude yourself until the grave. 10) Everything 90’s (House & UK Garage) 6th October You know. Without the rapist comedians. Although don't quote us on that. This is...
Oh, Brisbane. Ever heard of 'saving the best for last'? Well...
You can leave your formal ascot at home, Melbourne. The winter's gone and we're out for blood. 10) Archibald Prize Geelong Gallery Excursion 25th Sep Yes, you've heard of this one before. But we've got one little thing to add. There's food, there's liquor, and there's an actual reason...
Shed your clothing Melbourne. This week you're getting dirty. You're going feral...
The winter's gone and the heat is coming. Throw out the Dettol and get ready to fester Sydney. Sorry - festival. There's a lot of festivals. And Dettol can often be harmful to your delicate skin. 10) Bohemian Harbour: Artists of Lavender Bay 1st Sep-25th Nov Ahh Lavender Bay....
Vikings, drag queens, pop icons and really exquisitely crafted scaffolding. You won't know where the to look this week, Sydney. 10) Beehive & Motion pres. BART SKILS 29th Sep A fresh Dutch face on the techno scene! Apparently the 80s just arrived in Holland. Renewable energy does have its...