Top 10 Melbourne Revelry On this week 28/10/2018

Stretch your leather lungs and wet your fork with gin. The baron and the earl are arriving in town and they've got a thing for the blues.   10) TwoSpace at Co-Ground Launch Party 1st November Ah, yes. Just what Melbourne needs right now. Another bloody cafe that feels the...

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Top 10 Sydney Culture On this week 28/10/2018

Get ready to laugh, Sydney. Taylor Swift is here. On an unrelated note, there's a couple of world-famous comedians and a dragon.   10) Women In STEAM with The Studio 1st November Boy, they've really not thought that title through considering the wrong way in which it could be interpreted...

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Top 10 Sydney Revelry On this week 28/10/2018

Beer? Dragons? A whole roasted pig? Taylor Swift should just stop trying. She'll never be able to top what's going on this week.   10) AAC//107: Instrumental (adj.) and HELU 1st November Not just the way your annoying friend pronounces the word 'Hello' on the phone in an attempt to...

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The LuWOW Halloween. Wow. They’ve Called Themselves That.

We'll never be able to understand the notion of a luau. Loud drunken people eating pork and wearing insufficient clothing. Look, it's a party and there are people dancing and we're inherently too insecure to be able to contemplate a situation like that with levity. Much less an...

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Speak No Evil; There’s Enough Of It Going Around

Halloween. It's that thing you cherished in your youth because the inherent magic of being a witch or a member of Men Without Hats was still valid. Then your mother or father or some figure of authority told you that you could not eat the candy because...

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Kyneton Music Festival feat. Even Autocorrect Thinks It’s A Mistake

The Logical Song by Supertramp. We all love it. And that is inherently illogical. So, too, is contemporary music. Thought the synth was over in the 80s? Thought we, as a society, had learned from that? Well, people still wear suspenders and latent racism is wildly prevalent. Enter the Kyneton Music Festival. "Catch...

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The Grass is Greener, Mmkay?

Look, they've already made quite a bold claim by insinuating that any grass will remain green in this environmental crisis. But, don't worry. The usage of the old adage is purely ironic. "Purely ironic". If that doesn't sound like a 2018 quasi-indie music festival, you haven't been paying...

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Island Vibe Festival: Control Yourselves

"Ahoy Pirates! We hope you've had a cosy winter (or sexy summer if you live in the Northern Hemisphere)" Yes, that is how they've started the promotional premise to this music festival. And to all you people who are aware of real pirates outside of Johnny Depp, we...

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Taylor Swift: Swifties, At Least Not Still Republicans

She does indeed have a reputation. If you like music that isn't inherently abrasive, she's been somewhat of an annoyance. Then again, if you're a horrible person, you're an American Republican. In which case, you're not only an annoyance, you're a plague on society. But either way,...

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Top 10 things On in Brisbane this week 21/10/2018

Feel the good vibes, Brisbane. For all too soon you'll be blindly feeling your way towards a future of economic, political, environmental and technological doom.   10) JK Couture VIP Night 24th October Thought fashion season was over, did you? This is a first world country. We'll never be able...

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