The LuWOW Halloween. Wow. They’ve Called Themselves That.
We’ll never be able to understand the notion of a luau.
Loud drunken people eating pork and wearing insufficient clothing.
Look, it’s a party and there are people dancing and we’re inherently too insecure to be able to contemplate a situation like that with levity.
Much less an event that would actively misspell the term and involve a westernised Halloween in the situation.
However, it does, indeed, get worse.
The ‘LuWow’ is hosting a Halloween party wherein in it is a prerequisite that you come dressed as an animal. The promotional tagline is ‘bring out your inner beast’.
So if you’re looking for a way in which to justify your previous chicken-costumed job as a KFC promoter…sorry, you will never be able to dig yourself out of that shame hole.
But, if you want to go to a bar night in which no one will appear to be a human (and who wants to associate themselves with humans at this point in history?), then come on down to The LuWOW’s Halloween.