Shucks, Melbourne. Hush your mouth and prick up them ears. Cause we're fixin' to tell you that we reckon this week's got more little pills than Carter. And we don't mean the kind that help your liver. 10) Swinburne Writers Festival 4th-5th September We've been around awhile. We've been...
Wear layers, Melbourne. For Spring may be officially here, but this week we're launching you into the spiritual ether, shoving you through the birth canal and shooting you straight down to hell. Plus, layers are so in this season. 10) Morgan Evans Kiss Somebody Australian Tour 6th September Ahh,...
Spring's here, Sydney, so shed your skin and pop the top. We'll show you ours if you show us yours. 10) Lemons 19th Birthday Party 7th September Yes, we could make up some half-assed truism about making lemonade, but frankly, lemonade is possibly the worst outcome of one of...
Sing your heart out, Sydney. In the shower, we mean. We've got an arsenal of real singers for you this week and they're far far superior. 10) Australian Geographic Nature Photographer of the Year 24th-31st August I mean...
You'll laugh; you'll cry; you'll freeze your living nuts off. This week, Sydney, has got it all. 10) CheerCon 26th August Vaseline up those vocal chords, for this be a festival dedicated to pure dance and cheer. Yes, its unorthodox for Australia, we admit, to play host to...
Choose your weapons, Melbourne, for this week we wage war on winter, and there's a whole artillery of instruments at your disposal. 10) Docklands Winter Experience 21st-28th August Down at the docks is where your sweetheart'll be. Waiting for you. And there's a whole carnival with real snow,...
Tease; tessellate; resist. There's nothing you can do to escape the cold, Melbourne. But you're going to have a hell of a lot of fun trying. 10) AV Worldwide Meet Up 25th August Shhhh. You'll need your to save your voice for all the protest screaming you'll de...
Cleanse your palettes now, Melbourne. For this week, you shall be feasting on figs, butter, sweetbreads and the pure tonic that is Bob Dylan. 10) Smoking Figs Album Launch 11th-12th August You bet your hipster ass we're plugging this one. And why not? You've read their band name....
From burgeoning indie bands to Katy-effing-Perry, this is one week that you'll be recounting (to your priest or therapist) with a sigh. 10) Spaced Out 16th August Ride that unicorn till the morn, kids, to the spaced out live smooth beats of Sydney indies DOKO, Jackie Brown Jr and...
Better pump those quads now, Brisbane. This week is all about exhibitionism and we don't take kindly to clothing or non-joiners. 10) Brisbane Education and Migration Expo 7th August A melange of Australian Educational Institutions, TAFE Courses, NAATI Programs, Professional Year Programs and Migration Details all attempting to convince...