Choose your weapons, Melbourne, for this week we wage war on winter, and there's a whole artillery of instruments at your disposal. 10) Docklands Winter Experience 21st-28th August Down at the docks is where your sweetheart'll be. Waiting for you. And there's a whole carnival with real snow,...
Apply nipple cream and stretch your pre-greased limbs, Melbourne. Or you'll be spending next week in surgery. 10) Good Cop 10th August Meet at the ol'...
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Consider this a warning, Brisbane. This week is so crammed with festivities you won't even know how in the hell you ended up at that damn Celine Dion concert. 10) Japanese Film Festival Fringe 30th July Missed out on the Festival? Fret not. Cause they're bringing back up...
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Take your multivitamins, Sydney. You'll need every last molecule of physiological responsibility to compensate for this week. We hope you listened to your mother and ate your green vegetables. Otherwise we're not sure you'll survive. 10) DIVA Party 28th July Crack out those moulding fetid mistakes of your...
From eco-warrior to 80s scrape to drunken gourmand; we expect this'll be first week you end constipated, face down drunk in fish net stockings, reeking of moral pride. But certainly not the last. Not if we have anything to do with it. 10) Beat The Bottle 22nd...
BURN, you filthy witch! You have to get a good burn going for the incense to release its therapeutic effects. That's right, kids. The Huon Valley Mid Winter Festival is on the horizon, featuring some of the best musical talents in the world amidst a microcosmic world of degustation,...
Starch your collar, Brisbane. This week it's all blusiness. Business. Sorry we've..had a few. 10) Make Your Own Bouquet 30th June Repress the desire to reflect on the child-annihilating pestilential inspiration behind the music of flowers and expunge your dirty dirty soul with a moment of purely innocent bouquet arranging....
Lights out, Sydney. In the darkness we hunt. 10) The Bunk3r Takeover 29th-30th June You've been biding your time, you sly fox, you. Bereft of joy since they've left their Oxford dungeon, you've been busy girding your loins for their comeback. And here they are. Bunk3r's back; new amps,...