Brisbane Culture and Revelry Weekly Top 10 24/06/18
Starch your collar, Brisbane. This week it’s all blusiness. Business. Sorry we’ve..had a few.
10) Make Your Own Bouquet
Repress the desire to reflect on the child-annihilating pestilential inspiration behind the music of flowers and expunge your dirty dirty soul with a moment of purely innocent bouquet arranging. It’ll all be dead by the morn.
9) Holy Shiitake Pitch Night
You degenrate two-bit proprietors! This one’s for you! Got a dream to the tune of violently stuffing the surrounding sea of open maws? Well pitch your heart out. This is your chance.
8) Aquis Raceday
Two bits a gander. Your life-savings for a real good time.
7) Whitehouse Preloved Clothing & Handmade Market
Sentimentality. There is no greater sweet pain. Except maybe those old arcade warhead candies. Bring the family on down to the Market. Just follow that scent of decay and regret wafting through the air. Be careful, though. Don’t get confused. Your grandparents live on the other side of town.
6) Producers Lunch
Follow the wild canary to the most delicious, scenic rim job you will ever experience.
5) Queensland Parliament’s Chef’s Table
Cork your sanity, kids. This is one parliamentary experience not dedicated to crazed expulsion. Quite the opposite. Better thumb through the ol’ good book however. You’ll have to say grace for your supper. And that doesn’t include the monologue from Pulp Fiction.
4) Brouhaha Beer-gustation
To celebrate this slugger’s 2nd birthday, they’re conducting a battle royale…of beer and bloat. 4 beers, 4 courses, 2 chefs, 1 unsuspecting colon. They always go for the tenderest organs, don’t they?
3) Beenleigh & Jungle Keg Launch and Rum Tasting
What’ll they be spraying you with? RUM. So no one will believe your story. It’s really for the best. You probably won’t remember much of this night anyway.
2) Mid Winter Fest Tasmania – The Brisbane Edition
Melt those frosty fingers by the firelight whilst exorcising your aura of malevolent demons. Multi-tasking. It takes real talent.
1) Whisky Live
Over two blurry but cultured days Melbourne will host Whisky Live and Fine Spirits, a touring event that will, for the first time, be introducing other spirits including vodkas, gins, rums and cognacs. Never has there been a more elegant way to quiet your ailing conscience, salve your rampant shortcomings and justify your chronic problem than this event.