Comb your hair and shave your legs, Melbourne. Aunt Meredith is coming and she's bringing her goddamn guitalele. The more groomed you are, the less likely you'll be a suspect in her violent guitalele-related murder. 10) Free Dope: Drum & Bass Warehouse Party 8th December What: Free Dope's focus...
The bloom of the Jacaranda tree is dead and gone. Welcome, Sydney, to summer. Before we start, we just have to get something out of the way now. Keeping your spirits in the fridge may not be classy, but it's bloody practical. 10) Sydney Conscious Warehouse Party 8th...
Electronic music sounds pretty benign when you consider each term without prejudice. We use electronic products everyday. We also enjoy the music of Simon and Garfunkel (in that order). But somehow when you add the word 'festival' to the end, it becomes populated with gigantic, imposing synths, noises...
The Inland Sea and Sound Festival. A festival that "aims to bring people of the Bathurst area together along with visitors to the region to celebrate original Australian live music and art from a variety of cultural origins; to honour and promulgate the culture of the...
Peel yourself off your couch. It's time to spill some ink on someone else's. 10) SEQFBC Fire Science Forum 26th November What: The SEQFBC Fire Science Forum (the Forum) is squarely aimed at connecting fire scientists, ecologists and students with onground fire operators, land managers & other fire professionals....
Purge your guts, Melbourne. You'll need all the space you have to cram this week down your throat. 10) The BIG Breakfast 29th November What: A beautifully cooked vegetarian buffet breakfast before a day of instructional aroma therapy. Why: With the state of the world today, some days you sink...
Strap in and bite down, Melbourne. You're about to be electrified. 10) Miguel Campbell at The Disco 30th November What: Miguel has been galvanised by the house music scene since the early 90's and has been a DJ since that time. He's back in town at onesixone for a night...
Glue on your monocles, Sydney. It'll keep at least one of your eyes open for this week's deep dive into the art world. 10) In Conversation with Julia Gillard 28th November What: Senator Kristina Keneally and Julia Gillard will be in conversation live discussing Julia Gillard’s time as Prime Minister...
Robots; masked surrealists; blacksmiths. This week, we're going subsonic. 10) Magic Mic Comedy feat. Luke Heggie 28th November What: If you enjoy no holds barred, "anything goes" comedy, this night is for you. Why: Yes, we know. It's always difficult to deign to like new comedians. But may we remind you,...
The environment is outputting a hell-storm of dust and fire drawn from drought and negligence. The sky will be bathed in red. Though this time, it won't be due to an environmentally-friendly massacre. But it will cause you problems with your allergies. Did we say output? No, we don't mean...