Stretch your leather lungs and wet your fork with gin. The baron and the earl are arriving in town and they've got a thing for the blues. 10) TwoSpace at Co-Ground Launch Party 1st November Ah, yes. Just what Melbourne needs right now. Another bloody cafe that feels the...
Hold tight to the reigns, Sydney. This week starts with a man named Tex and ends with a cheap trick. It's going to be a hell of a ride. 10) Tex Perkins with Matt Walker 20th October You can tell where this one's going. From punktonica thug to lilting...
It's a week of indie music and pop legends, Sydney. So you better believe we've given you a hell of an opportunity to stock up on wine. 10) Welcome to Australia Party 11th Oct Insofar as it's a free party and you're bloody well going to be paying for...
You spent Labour Day removing a large section of your capacity for intellect and culture via whisky, Sydney. Time to make reparations. 10) Puppets with Personality! 2nd October Yes. They have personalities now. We're doomed. Let your child create their own puppet with real tools and then as soon...
Spring's here, Sydney. There's no longer a weather-related excuse for your chronic depression. So we've got this week's best ways to delude yourself until the grave. 10) Everything 90’s (House & UK Garage) 6th October You know. Without the rapist comedians. Although don't quote us on that. This is...
Oh, Brisbane. Ever heard of 'saving the best for last'? Well...
Shed your clothing Melbourne. This week you're getting dirty. You're going feral...
The winter's gone and the heat is coming. Throw out the Dettol and get ready to fester Sydney. Sorry - festival. There's a lot of festivals. And Dettol can often be harmful to your delicate skin. 10) Bohemian Harbour: Artists of Lavender Bay 1st Sep-25th Nov Ahh Lavender Bay....
Vikings, drag queens, pop icons and really exquisitely crafted scaffolding. You won't know where the to look this week, Sydney. 10) Beehive & Motion pres. BART SKILS 29th Sep A fresh Dutch face on the techno scene! Apparently the 80s just arrived in Holland. Renewable energy does have its...
Snap your nipples into submission, Melbourne. No reason. We just think it's good sense. 10) Zenon Records Present Ryanosauras 21st Sep Look, he's a techno D.J. No one ever claimed he was great at making up names...