Clear the goal; free your soul; slick the pole. Ah, Sydney. It's going to be a good 'un. 10) The Club - Horizon 14th July It's a good life - no more. Face it. But there are things on the horizon, as long as we stare hard enough. In...
Better take a power-hose to your ear canals, Melbourne. You'll want to be as empty as an Ariana Grande lyric in order to fully savour this week's musical degustation. 10) Where's Wally Electro Swing 13th July He's the guy in the red and white striped shirt and beanie doing...
Pack your suitcases, Sydney, because you're hitting the high seas. You can nix the passport though. You won't need it where you're going. 10) Mrs. Spring Fragrance Exhibition Opening 13th July A brace of delicate cultural articulation is your penance for the indelicacies you'll be far too guilty of...
Don the silken scarf and cock walk yourself down to the Museum of Contemporary Art for an exhibition you shan't forget. Because it's on the roof and you won't have to look at an artwork longer than the 3 seconds or less it takes you to...
Cancel your appointments, Brisbane. This week, you're all tied up. And you'll have the bitemarks to prove it. 10) Bands in Parks: Movie Mania 7th July A perfect night out with the family in which you won't have to look at or speak to them. Like we said....
Tomorrow says: "cirrhosis". Tonight says: "Finally. Justification for my medical insurance". 10) Scratch Fundraiser 7th July Tingle your extremities; tingle your insecurities; tingle your moral virtuosities. http://on.com.au/search/events/Scratch-Fundraiser/27123700-7b52-11e8-b2e5-cbd173431c8c 9) Debbie Does Daytime 1st July A ferocious, delicious, quasi-pornographic gang bang. All your darkest, stickiest fantasies in the unforgiving light of day. http://on.com.au/search/events/Debbie-Does-Daytime/55cb29c0-7b53-11e8-b2e5-cbd173431c8c 8) Taboo 6th July London calling. Though...
Lights out, Sydney. In the darkness we hunt. 10) The Bunk3r Takeover 29th-30th June You've been biding your time, you sly fox, you. Bereft of joy since they've left their Oxford dungeon, you've been busy girding your loins for their comeback. And here they are. Bunk3r's back; new amps,...
Melbourne, we need to talk. Sorry, cork. Un-cork. 10) Winter Whisky Harvest 28th-29th June It's harvest time. And you know what that means. Time to get plastered before those freaky-ass kids murder you. Luckily, one of Australia's best known sommeliers is here to guide you through the finest...
Evening, revellers. This, the 3rd week of Winter will start with a giggle and end with a pacemaker. A tale of libations, gyrations and also the guy from INXS is there. 10) BCII Connect Freaky Friday Cruise 20th June Time to get freaky. But definitely not with your...
Gin, strippers, nine hour techno trances...