Cleanse your palettes now, Melbourne. For this week, you shall be feasting on figs, butter, sweetbreads and the pure tonic that is Bob Dylan. 10) Smoking Figs Album Launch 11th-12th August You bet your hipster ass we're plugging this one. And why not? You've read their band name....
Apply nipple cream and stretch your pre-greased limbs, Melbourne. Or you'll be spending next week in surgery. 10) Good Cop 10th August Meet at the ol'...
From guts to glory...
From the the creme de la creme of Cannes to the back-alleys of Berlin to the half-melted dredge of improperly preserved early 2000s snow...
It's a week of old hats and firsts, Sydney. So shine that velvet and call your waxer; let's get it on. 10) Bondi WAVE Youth Bands Concert 4th August Ah, youth. The hope. The idealism. The incessant faith in their compositional and instrumental abilities. How quaint. Wanna see? A...
Depressed? Join the club. We've earned the right by possessing a certain level of sanity, dammit. Why deny it? Embrace it. And don't worry. There are no balding synth pop Londoners here. We communicate only in French Electro. An audio visual outing to Westworld, this'll finally be the night when external...
Down on your knees, Melbourne. Say your prayers. For the unicorns are coming. The space unicorns. And they're coming for your soul. Also House, Indie Rock and Electro. But let's not get overly technical about it. 10) Deakin Devils Pres. Mathletes vs Athletes 22nd July Nerds versus jocks,...
Take your multivitamins, Sydney. You'll need every last molecule of physiological responsibility to compensate for this week. We hope you listened to your mother and ate your green vegetables. Otherwise we're not sure you'll survive. 10) DIVA Party 28th July Crack out those moulding fetid mistakes of your...
Give the finger to your soul and mind, Brisbane. This week is all about your guts, your butts and your burning subdermal flesh. 10) Carbs with the Kings of Rock n Roll 19th July Ahh, Elvis, the king of rock and idol to thousands. Well, what are you waiting...
Oil those guns and snap that latex-swaddled posterior, Melbourne. The only thing loose about this week is the moral code. 10) One Year of Pranava! 21st July Oh, how sweet! It's their anniversary. And you're invited! Sure, psychedelic electronica is an odd theme choice for an anniversary but,...