This week's a moral journey. So clutch your hard-earned shrivelled little rock of a heart. This won't be easy. It'll be a blast. 10) World Down Syndrome Day Community Markets 17th June This your chance to give a damn. And, you know, there's ice-cream. The World Down Syndrome...
Evening, revellers. This, the 3rd week of Winter will start with a giggle and end with a pacemaker. A tale of libations, gyrations and also the guy from INXS is there. 10) BCII Connect Freaky Friday Cruise 20th June Time to get freaky. But definitely not with your...
Winter lethargy setting in? We at oncomau are here to sucker-punch you out of malaise and into the world of intellect and excess. Something brilliant is oozing across Sydney, and it's not your mucus. 10) Henry VR 15th June-9th Sep A notorious glutton, church-dissenter and wife-murderer...
Gin, strippers, nine hour techno trances...
From midgets to biker gangs to purple people, oncomau presents a week of culture that will leave the most delightful scar on your psyche. 10) The Wizard of Oz 14th Jun-15th July Dwarves, rubies, vital organ substitutes in a sack. But this time you won't get arrested; you're...
It won't help you with the cops so you better leave the car at home. But it'll be bloody hilarious. Be careful with the exhibits though. Enter an after hours after dark party at Queensland Museum. Live music, food, and Ancient Egyptian themed drinks so named Khufu’s Old...
What better way to end the week than with the end of all things? Give a warm-hearted hat-tip to the annual international Film Festival in Sydney as the Vivid lights are snuffed. Because no one should see you in that ridiculous bloody hat. Sydney Film Festival takes...
Test your demonic capacity for gluttony, Brisbane. This week, there will be no reprieve. 10) Must. Dine. Langmeil. 14th June It's time to become a better person and face your weaknesses. Nothing pairs 'functioning' with the word 'addict' like the language of pretension. It’s back! Following huge success...
Truffles, onstage butchery, bottomless Pimms. You may need to spend the eve of the Queen's birthday in a confessional. 10) Starman 14th June Dry your tears. Bowie's gone. But cult-cabaret star Sven Ratzke is here with rave reviews and a performance to distract you briefly from your un-ending...
Singing idol; singing, idle. Oncomau is here once again with a week to heat you up, calm you down and birth you sideways. 10) Tubular Bells for Two 15th June Virgin unleashed. Live. One Album. Two Men. Too Many Instruments. This'll be a date that'll ring throughout the...