Top 10 Sydney Revelry On this week 09/12/2018

Breathe in deep and say hello to the sun. Stare directly into the sun. Without glasses. That ought to teach you yoga-misappropriating idiots a lesson.   10) You Wore WHAT On Christmas?! 14th December What: Come and join in a LIT night of Christmas joy, singing and drinking dressed in...

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Top 10 things On in Brisbane this week 02/12/2018

Ladies and gentleman, Shania Twain's back. You know what that means. Gather your guns, buy all the baked bean cans (make sure they're Heinz - we still have standards) you can find and barricade your doors and windows. ZOMBIE ATTACK!   10) RockIT Fit presents: Hot Sensation SummerRave  8th...

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Top 10 Melbourne Culture On this week 02/12/2018

Brush up on your foreign language skills, Melbourne. You'll have to do a passable impression of another language in order to pretend that you don't understand English. It'll come in handy when you're sitting next to a person who actively enjoys contemporary dance.   10) International Day of...

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Top 10 Melbourne Revelry On this week 02/12/2018

Comb your hair and shave your legs, Melbourne. Aunt Meredith is coming and she's bringing her goddamn guitalele. The more groomed you are, the less likely you'll be a suspect in her violent guitalele-related murder.   10) Free Dope: Drum & Bass Warehouse Party 8th December What: Free Dope's focus...

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Top 10 Sydney Culture On this week 02/12/2018

Get ready to laugh, Sydney. At the life choices of 20-something year old contemporary artists. Also, Kevin Hart's here.   10) Multicultural Mawlid 2nd December What: It's the biggest Islamic celebration in Australia today! With cultural food and performances all held at the Quaycentre. Why: Bring your racist grandmother. It's not...

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Top 10 Sydney Revelry On this week 02/12/2018

The bloom of the Jacaranda tree is dead and gone. Welcome, Sydney, to summer. Before we start, we just have to get something out of the way now. Keeping your spirits in the fridge may not be classy, but it's bloody practical.   10) Sydney Conscious Warehouse Party 8th...

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The Surreal Artists Masquerade Ball – Of Course They Only Have One Ball

Surreal. It's that term you've heard bleated out by your least favourite friend or relative describing a completely normal event. Well, good news for you, none of the people involved in this event will deign to be your friend and all of them are far more pretentious...

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