Feel the good vibes, Brisbane. For all too soon you'll be blindly feeling your way towards a future of economic, political, environmental and technological doom. 10) JK Couture VIP Night 24th October Thought fashion season was over, did you? This is a first world country. We'll never be able...
Get ready to meld your senses into a glorious explosion of sound, performance and light shows to artistically blur the bounds of reality. Oh yeah. And there's also Taylor Swift concert. 10) Vovo Awards 27th October An annual celebration of the voice-over artist. You know, those people you simultaneously...
Plunge yourself into a week of Halloween delights, Melbourne. For all too soon...
Contortionists, plastic hearts, giant disturbing seaside baby-Buddhas. What a time to be alive. 10) Mocktail Burlesque: Halloween Edition 24th October We know. However, this'll be the one time of sobriety when you can brush up on your sexiest Burlesque moves just so you have something to pull out from...
Stop paying attention to reality, Sydney. Halloween is fast approaching and you don't want to wear out your threshold for horror too soon. 10) Guil-TEA as Charged 26th October Ah, tea. Well, the one good thing here is that we're not British. Pretentious? Sure. Overly dedicated to a beverage...
Remember those racially insensitive ads from Arnotts Shapes that had the biscuit triangles with tiny dancing Spanish women and horrifying Pavarotti puppet men you thought were incredibly delicious and justification for essential cannibalism? Well, they rightly turned to ash in your mouth though you only realised...
Symphonies. No one not under the influence of some kind of intoxicant has ever truly appreciated them. Sure, there's that friend you have that claims to appreciate Beethoven, but really was adolescently turned on by A Clockwork Orange, and then there was your grandfather, but the soundtrack...
They're transforming the meat market. No, don't get your hopes up. Prostitution has not been legalised worldwide. Because the world is full of terrible people. ...
Consider this a warning Brisbane. You're about to be in the middle of a raging storm. But at least it has a brilliant caterer. 10) Conscious Life Festival 20th October Transform your life through holistic health, self awareness and sustainable living. For two days. Then retreat back into your...
Stock up on Aerogard, Melbourne. Your city is infested with bugs. Tricky little bastards. 10) Italiano Day 14th October Yeah...