They're transforming the meat market. No, don't get your hopes up. Prostitution has not been legalised worldwide. Because the world is full of terrible people. ...
Okay. Let us just preface this. There will be drinking. Now, the pitch. Liveworks is launching a festival of performative art, and, in case the preface wasn't clear, they are launching it with an opening night of drinking. If you're conflicted, here, just picture this. A Felucia...
Scrub your tongue and drizzle some lube down your throat, Melbourne. We're cramming all kinds of intellectual and cultural appreciation down you this week. 10) Juice Fair 2nd October No, it's not an orgy. There are no euphemisms here. Because people who like euphemisms generally possess some kind of...
You spent Labour Day removing a large section of your capacity for intellect and culture via whisky, Sydney. Time to make reparations. 10) Puppets with Personality! 2nd October Yes. They have personalities now. We're doomed. Let your child create their own puppet with real tools and then as soon...
The winter's gone and the heat is coming. Throw out the Dettol and get ready to fester Sydney. Sorry - festival. There's a lot of festivals. And Dettol can often be harmful to your delicate skin. 10) Bohemian Harbour: Artists of Lavender Bay 1st Sep-25th Nov Ahh Lavender Bay....
Wait, Brisbane! We promise. It gets better. Don't believe us? We've had to use the word beer twice...
Better start preparing your statement with your layer now, Melbourne. It'll be nigh impossible not to get tongue-tied this week. 10) Psych Society goes to MoMa! 17th Sep Psychology students? Modern art? What's not to Instagram here? You'll be riding this one for weeks. https://on.com.au/search/events/Psych-Society-goes-to-MoMa!/1944fe20-b9f8-11e8-b14f-a713526e5192 9) Yarn and Fibre Festival 22nd Sep Sounds...
Comb your hair, gel your face, Sydney. That'll make the things your other appendages will be doing this week seem...
Yeah, we know. We know you think that fake sword you bought from Paddy’s after a night of drunken Tarantino appreciation has made you feel as though you know enough of Japanese culture to consider yourself a worldly individual. But the truth is, normal Japanese culture just...
Shucks, Melbourne. Hush your mouth and prick up them ears. Cause we're fixin' to tell you that we reckon this week's got more little pills than Carter. And we don't mean the kind that help your liver. 10) Swinburne Writers Festival 4th-5th September We've been around awhile. We've been...