Yeah, we know. We know you think that fake sword you bought from Paddy’s after a night of drunken Tarantino appreciation has made you feel as though you know enough of Japanese culture to consider yourself a worldly individual. But the truth is, normal Japanese culture just...
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Don your most pretentious tie and tails, Melbourne. For this week is all about appearances. And we'll be judging you. Hard. 10) UX Australia 28th-31st August Okay. You knew this was coming. This your hit of pure, functional knowledge. UX Australia is a 4 day conference about user experience...
Saddle up Sydney, it's time for big thought, wide perspectives and gargantuan cherries. Oh yeah, and Bob Dylan's here. 10) Taboo Talk 21st August It's time to be BRAVE. Or at least, get sloshed before the event and wax violently lyrical about those things you're not sure you should...
It's a week of beginnings, endings and resurrections for you, Brisbane. But don't worry. It's got nothing to do with your plumbing. Although you might want to cut back on the chilli. 10) Racing Industry Awards Night 15th August Champagne? Fancy gowns? Canapes? A racing event when you...
We've been soft on you in the past, Melbourne. Too soft. This week, you're going to learn something, dammit. You're going to learn hard. Also, Bob Dylan's here. 10) MelbourneEast Arts Festival 10th-19th August Missed the city-wide one? Relax, we've got your Instagram covered. Just bring your fully...
Cock your pens, Sydney. By the end of this week you'll be exhausted, drenched in fluids and suffering from severe chronic carpal tunnel syndrome. 10) Arja Välimäki: Ocean Forest Exhibition 7th-20th August A direct mainline into the cultural intersection of Finnish and Australian culture via the one thing that...
Better pump those quads now, Brisbane. This week is all about exhibitionism and we don't take kindly to clothing or non-joiners. 10) Brisbane Education and Migration Expo 7th August A melange of Australian Educational Institutions, TAFE Courses, NAATI Programs, Professional Year Programs and Migration Details all attempting to convince...
Polish your monocles and lube your disdainful smirks, Melbourne. For it's not your capacity for reflective appreciation you'll be flexing this week. It never is. 10) Zero Waste Victoria Festival 5th August Ladies, Gentleman, Others, it's time we picked up arms and FIGHT. But uh don't worry. We're...
Apply nipple cream and stretch your pre-greased limbs, Melbourne. Or you'll be spending next week in surgery. 10) Good Cop 10th August Meet at the ol'...