Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your pens. Pens? Yes, you read right. It's time, Melbourne. Time to return to the days of corporeal mailboxes and inks. To a time when the simple act of sending a letter usually dictated that the time between being informed that someone had taken slightly ill...
Give the finger to your soul and mind, Brisbane. This week is all about your guts, your butts and your burning subdermal flesh. 10) Carbs with the Kings of Rock n Roll 19th July Ahh, Elvis, the king of rock and idol to thousands. Well, what are you waiting...
A storm's coming, Melbourne. Better Instagram as many pictures of yourself looking pensive at a range of different galleries now so at least you'll die an 'intellectual'. 10) Creative Collaborations Conference 20th July Exploring creative diversity and indigenous culture in the VET sector. Yeah. You can chalk this...
Oil those guns and snap that latex-swaddled posterior, Melbourne. The only thing loose about this week is the moral code. 10) One Year of Pranava! 21st July Oh, how sweet! It's their anniversary. And you're invited! Sure, psychedelic electronica is an odd theme choice for an anniversary but,...
Hogs, princesses, stimulants and sex. It's like a fairytale. 10) The Duchess Effect 21st July Puff up that brisket! Archaic notions of the staunchest sexism are on their way out. But, fear not. For that is how all great fetishes are born! A day of etiquette training proudly supported...
Clear the goal; free your soul; slick the pole. Ah, Sydney. It's going to be a good 'un. 10) The Club - Horizon 14th July It's a good life - no more. Face it. But there are things on the horizon, as long as we stare hard enough. In...
Suit up in your fluffiest onesies, Brisbane. It's time to go Vampire huntin'. No duh. 10) Arctic Pop Up Bar 1st-31st July A simulated Arctic is popping up in an enchantingly herpetic pattern all over the surface of Custom's House. It'll likely not be the only simulated Arctic we'll...
Robots; goatmen; leaky comedians; sweet transvestites. Strap yourselves in, Melbourne. This'll be a good 'un. 10) Boutique Winter Marketplace 9th-19th July A milquetoast delight for the whole family. Cosy throws, locally designed jewellery, ceramics, home-wares, artwork, hand made clothing...
Crawl out of your depressing beer-can fort, Sydney. It's time to cram something other than mouldy pizza hut down your throat. You're going cultural. 10) Top Dog Film Festival 15th July Go anywhere without leaving your chair, and let your heart run free. But this time, you won't have...
Pack your suitcases, Sydney, because you're hitting the high seas. You can nix the passport though. You won't need it where you're going. 10) Mrs. Spring Fragrance Exhibition Opening 13th July A brace of delicate cultural articulation is your penance for the indelicacies you'll be far too guilty of...