Stop paying attention to reality, Sydney. Halloween is fast approaching and you don't want to wear out your threshold for horror too soon. 10) Guil-TEA as Charged 26th October Ah, tea. Well, the one good thing here is that we're not British. Pretentious? Sure. Overly dedicated to a beverage...
We're not the biggest fans of religion. But we are of depravity. Seems inherently paradoxical right? There's no depravity like repressed religious depravity. However, that's simply not our jam. Mostly because we often like to involve jam in our depravity and those post-church biscuits never seem to contain any. Enter...
They're transforming the meat market. No, don't get your hopes up. Prostitution has not been legalised worldwide. Because the world is full of terrible people. ...
Okay. Let us just preface this. There will be drinking. Now, the pitch. Liveworks is launching a festival of performative art, and, in case the preface wasn't clear, they are launching it with an opening night of drinking. If you're conflicted, here, just picture this. A Felucia...
Consider this a warning Brisbane. You're about to be in the middle of a raging storm. But at least it has a brilliant caterer. 10) Conscious Life Festival 20th October Transform your life through holistic health, self awareness and sustainable living. For two days. Then retreat back into your...
Bees, Mars, limping veterans, floating worlds...
It's a week of pathetic comebacks, Melbourne. We're rubber, you're glue. We're both screwed when it comes to being exploited by Mariah Carey's performative spanx. 10) Sun Bear Children's Festival 13th Oct Perceived as cute by the masses, but ultimately violent vicious little animals, children will once again be...
It's a week of gastronomic indulgence, Sydney, but we must warn you. Pace yourself. Mariah Cary awaits at the finish line and we'll not be held accountable for any violent Exorcist-style vomiting occurrences. 10) Remembering Laurie Carmichael 10th Oct Calling all filthy commies. This one's for you. A night...
A week beginning with using delicate implements whilst nude and ending with the Germans. This can only go well. 10) Spooktacular Planner Switch Meet 6th October A swap exchange! You know, like your mum used to do? How long has it been since you called her? She only birthed...
Scrub your tongue and drizzle some lube down your throat, Melbourne. We're cramming all kinds of intellectual and cultural appreciation down you this week. 10) Juice Fair 2nd October No, it's not an orgy. There are no euphemisms here. Because people who like euphemisms generally possess some kind of...