Melbourne, we need to talk. Sorry, cork. Un-cork. 10) Winter Whisky Harvest 28th-29th June It's harvest time. And you know what that means. Time to get plastered before those freaky-ass kids murder you. Luckily, one of Australia's best known sommeliers is here to guide you through the finest...
Purge your breakfast, Sydney. This week's a cultural smorgasbord you'll want to take full advantage of. 10) Cheers Bar Live World Cup 27th June Making your way in the world today takes everything you got. Taking a break from all your worries sure would help a lot. So,...
Winter lethargy setting in? We at oncomau are here to sucker-punch you out of malaise and into the world of intellect and excess. Something brilliant is oozing across Sydney, and it's not your mucus. 10) Henry VR 15th June-9th Sep A notorious glutton, church-dissenter and wife-murderer...
From midgets to biker gangs to purple people, oncomau presents a week of culture that will leave the most delightful scar on your psyche. 10) The Wizard of Oz 14th Jun-15th July Dwarves, rubies, vital organ substitutes in a sack. But this time you won't get arrested; you're...
What better way to end the week than with the end of all things? Give a warm-hearted hat-tip to the annual international Film Festival in Sydney as the Vivid lights are snuffed. Because no one should see you in that ridiculous bloody hat. Sydney Film Festival takes...
Cock your saline gun. This week your brain will be taking your eyeballs on one chaotic trip. 10) Mummy, Can I Marry My Avatar? 16th June AI-ay-ay. To hell with spiritual duality. The singularity is fast approaching and that means less pretending to be a good person and more...
Welcome, revellers, to the launch of the beginning of the end feat. the beginning. 10) Happy Mag Issue 8 Launch 16th June Bid farewell to Sydney Vivid, it's time for these birds to shine. Happy Mag's celebrating the launch of their inaugural photo issue between the legs of The...
One of them should do it. Who's wlling to acquiesce to your insecuirities? You are. This is an event that deserves mentioning. Find salvation in the fact that you're willing to admit you need help. Find it in the chiiffon-clad instruction of your elders. Don't look too hard. You might...
Keep lighters and matches clear. This weeks cultural consommé is highly flammable. 10) MoMA at NGV: 130 Years of Modern and Contemporary Art 6th June-7th Oct The lens of the new through the potassium-filled worm-riddled eyes of the dead. You'll want to gussy yourself up for this one and bring...
Brain aching for stimulation? Relax. oncomau is here to provide. From the lowest of high culture to the loftiest lowbrow, we've got enough intellectual and gastronomical stimulation to compensate for at least a solid week of Netflix binging and second-hand vape fumes. 10) Sensor[ed] 10th May-8th June Engage...