Okay. Let us just preface this. There will be drinking. Now, the pitch. Liveworks is launching a festival of performative art, and, in case the preface wasn't clear, they are launching it with an opening night of drinking. If you're conflicted, here, just picture this. A Felucia...
A time to reminisce. Because in terms of music, that seems the only safe option now. The one that won't result in suicidal insanity or Miley Cyrus. And no, the two terms are not mutually exclusive. They're back. Cheap Trick. And we'll just get it out of the way now,...
Yes, Cher in the moment. There. That's that play on words out of the way. We're all ashamed. But at least it's over. Unfortunately, the same cannot be said for Cher's tour managers. Yes, she is back with another tour. Apparently Death saw fit to claim Conway Savage before this...
Consider this a warning Brisbane. You're about to be in the middle of a raging storm. But at least it has a brilliant caterer. 10) Conscious Life Festival 20th October Transform your life through holistic health, self awareness and sustainable living. For two days. Then retreat back into your...
Stock up on Aerogard, Melbourne. Your city is infested with bugs. Tricky little bastards. 10) Italiano Day 14th October Yeah...
Watch closely, Melbourne. If you blink you'll miss the trick. 10) Drink for Pink 17th October A fundraiser for breast cancer research with desserts, canapés, a photo booth, drinks and silent auctions. Donating to an overfunded organisation that fiddles their finances in order to boost your moral ego has...
Bees, Mars, limping veterans, floating worlds...
Hold tight to the reigns, Sydney. This week starts with a man named Tex and ends with a cheap trick. It's going to be a hell of a ride. 10) Tex Perkins with Matt Walker 20th October You can tell where this one's going. From punktonica thug to lilting...
A luxurious week of pagan chocolate worship, festivals dedicated to the most glorious fermented fruit, drunken piracy and comedic gods awaits you Brisbane. Put in a call to your priest or shaman now. You'll need a moral exorcism. 10) Beefex 8th-10th Oct Yes. This is a real thing. An...
It's a week of pathetic comebacks, Melbourne. We're rubber, you're glue. We're both screwed when it comes to being exploited by Mariah Carey's performative spanx. 10) Sun Bear Children's Festival 13th Oct Perceived as cute by the masses, but ultimately violent vicious little animals, children will once again be...