Don't worry. This isn't a one-person play about someone's tense childhood with their terse, distant parents. No, when they say raw, they mean the un-murdered living beings that will experience the pain of being ripped in half by your incisors and a slow death inside the gurgling...
'Gritty' and 'Pretty'. In no other manner has the complex Nazi-affiliated legacy of Chanel been better described. But we still prize Fanta and Volkswagens. Because they make us look good, they taste good and they make us feel like we're not having a midlife crisis, respectively. So, all you...
Bandar kya jaane adrak ka swaad. Well, we beg to differ. That's right it's a Bollywood summer beach party! And in case you're wondering, the phrase above loosely translates to: "those who don't know, can't appreciate". Its more direct translation is "a monkey can't appreciate ginger". Well, monkeys and ignoramuses, we...
The Inland Sea and Sound Festival. A festival that "aims to bring people of the Bathurst area together along with visitors to the region to celebrate original Australian live music and art from a variety of cultural origins; to honour and promulgate the culture of the...
Peel yourself off your couch. It's time to spill some ink on someone else's. 10) SEQFBC Fire Science Forum 26th November What: The SEQFBC Fire Science Forum (the Forum) is squarely aimed at connecting fire scientists, ecologists and students with onground fire operators, land managers & other fire professionals....
Purge your guts, Melbourne. You'll need all the space you have to cram this week down your throat. 10) The BIG Breakfast 29th November What: A beautifully cooked vegetarian buffet breakfast before a day of instructional aroma therapy. Why: With the state of the world today, some days you sink...
Strap in and bite down, Melbourne. You're about to be electrified. 10) Miguel Campbell at The Disco 30th November What: Miguel has been galvanised by the house music scene since the early 90's and has been a DJ since that time. He's back in town at onesixone for a night...
Glue on your monocles, Sydney. It'll keep at least one of your eyes open for this week's deep dive into the art world. 10) In Conversation with Julia Gillard 28th November What: Senator Kristina Keneally and Julia Gillard will be in conversation live discussing Julia Gillard’s time as Prime Minister...
Robots; masked surrealists; blacksmiths. This week, we're going subsonic. 10) Magic Mic Comedy feat. Luke Heggie 28th November What: If you enjoy no holds barred, "anything goes" comedy, this night is for you. Why: Yes, we know. It's always difficult to deign to like new comedians. But may we remind you,...
The environment is outputting a hell-storm of dust and fire drawn from drought and negligence. The sky will be bathed in red. Though this time, it won't be due to an environmentally-friendly massacre. But it will cause you problems with your allergies. Did we say output? No, we don't mean...