Got a sweet tooth? Well, swallow it now comrade. You are not immune to the excesses of the west and it's best you end your life now before the higher ups get their hands on you. Because no one can resist...
It's time to class up the place. Skeggs is coming to town. 10) Friday Night Whiskey Flight 26th July What: An exclusive whisky tasting evening to raise funds for Act for Kids. Experience a flight of four exquisite whiskeys, canapes, dessert and coffee, live music, a rooftop bar and a fire-pit. Why: The one...
Sick of the winter chill? Get lost. In a vat of wine. 10) Five at 5 #3: Luminous Encounters 27th July What: Encounter the vivacious and luminous music of four powerful 20th Century voices in a concert including virtuosic performances of Till Eulenspiegel’s Merry Pranks by Richard Strauss and the...
This week will set your heart aflame. Tech house needs a lot of whisky added to it before it can be classed as 'music'. 10) Rhythmic Warehouse 27th July What: After a debut sold out event at the gaso, Rhythmic Warehouse returns, featuring a stellar local lineup including Sunshine,...
This week's so sweet that when your blood's spilled you'll be attacked by a swarm of bees. 10) Closing Weekend Artist Talks: 2019 John Fries Award 27th July What: Join 2019 John Fries Award finalists Madison Bycroft, Jenna Lee, Hayley Millar-Baker and The Ryan Sisters for a series of artist...
This week will provoke your childish side. Good thing, too. With all that ham and liquor, you're probably going to die at forty. You might as well start this week mentally as far away from forty as you can convince yourself. 10) Wizardry High Tea 27th July What: Wizards and...
Past your prime? Willing to do anything...
Tired of being the one in charge? We understand. All that metal, all the leather, and that's not to mention the fact that they expect you to buy all the lubricant. Well, screw Bunnings and their aggressive marketing campaign. It's time for you to stop being the one in...
Fancy a weekend in the highlands? There'll be hunting, charades, and ever so many delightful romantic misunderstandings. We're only joking. You'll not find writers of The classic Simpsons ilk here. And if you are able to find romance, we can only wish you both well on your lifelong journey...
Is there something inside you that needs to be expressed? We've been there. Woolworths pâté and Aldi whisky make strange, violent bedfellows. Enter the Melbourne Spoken Word & Poetry Festival. If you've never had a good gag reflex, this'll do the trick (also, give us a call). This pageant of...