From burgeoning indie bands to Katy-effing-Perry, this is one week that you'll be recounting (to your priest or therapist) with a sigh. 10) Spaced Out 16th August Ride that unicorn till the morn, kids, to the spaced out live smooth beats of Sydney indies DOKO, Jackie Brown Jr and...
Better pump those quads now, Brisbane. This week is all about exhibitionism and we don't take kindly to clothing or non-joiners. 10) Brisbane Education and Migration Expo 7th August A melange of Australian Educational Institutions, TAFE Courses, NAATI Programs, Professional Year Programs and Migration Details all attempting to convince...
Polish your monocles and lube your disdainful smirks, Melbourne. For it's not your capacity for reflective appreciation you'll be flexing this week. It never is. 10) Zero Waste Victoria Festival 5th August Ladies, Gentleman, Others, it's time we picked up arms and FIGHT. But uh don't worry. We're...
Apply nipple cream and stretch your pre-greased limbs, Melbourne. Or you'll be spending next week in surgery. 10) Good Cop 10th August Meet at the ol'...
Sort through your closet now, Sydney. This week is going to require outfit-changing schizophrenia of Sex and the City proportions. 10) South Coast Wedding Fair 5th August Dum dum dee dum...
From guts to glory...
It's exactly what it sounds like. Your twitching blurry caffeine-pumped pupils have not deceived you yet. Coffee is your god, your saviour and your eventual doom. Meet your maker in Bakery Lane amidst a glorious all-out fest of expert brews, coffee creme crepes, tiramisu, espresso cupcakes, chocolate spoons...
She's back! And more willing to compensate for her vocal...
If you lie there. If you just lie there. You’ll miss out. Yeah. Who the hell doesn’t remember that song? Wanna live repeat? Tell you what. If you scream loudly enough they might just be unable to forget the world, and delve back into that three-line stanza arrangement that surely, by now, burns like...
Consider this a warning, Brisbane. This week is so crammed with festivities you won't even know how in the hell you ended up at that damn Celine Dion concert. 10) Japanese Film Festival Fringe 30th July Missed out on the Festival? Fret not. Cause they're bringing back up...