From eco-warrior to 80s scrape to drunken gourmand; we expect this'll be first week you end constipated, face down drunk in fish net stockings, reeking of moral pride. But certainly not the last. Not if we have anything to do with it. 10) Beat The Bottle 22nd...
Let’s have a lovely lunch in the park. Yeah don’t worry. With the advent of smart phones everything’s tolerable and with the burgeoning acceptance of obesity, so is spending 5 straight hours touring the food trucks that’ll be present. To compensate, there’ll be dog walking, tree top climbing,...
A storm's coming, Melbourne. Better Instagram as many pictures of yourself looking pensive at a range of different galleries now so at least you'll die an 'intellectual'. 10) Creative Collaborations Conference 20th July Exploring creative diversity and indigenous culture in the VET sector. Yeah. You can chalk this...
Robots; goatmen; leaky comedians; sweet transvestites. Strap yourselves in, Melbourne. This'll be a good 'un. 10) Boutique Winter Marketplace 9th-19th July A milquetoast delight for the whole family. Cosy throws, locally designed jewellery, ceramics, home-wares, artwork, hand made clothing...
One of the most brilliant and daring magazines, self-described as "the Australian journal of sexual diversity" will be launching its 10th issue with a cracking celebration. Acknowledging all the cracks that have been for so long ignored and at worst, maligned. And boy do they have a...
Cancel your appointments, Brisbane. This week, you're all tied up. And you'll have the bitemarks to prove it. 10) Bands in Parks: Movie Mania 7th July A perfect night out with the family in which you won't have to look at or speak to them. Like we said....
Unsheathe your sabres, Melbourne. It's time to get literary. 10) Drawing the Thesis Exhibition Opening 5th July What's better than listening to an academic wax lyrical about their niche thesis? Why, experiencing an exhibition dedicated to the abstract visualisation of the notion of the thesis, of course! http://on.com.au/search/events/Drawing-the-Thesis-Exhibition-Opening/48f8f5f0-79bf-11e8-b2e5-cbd173431c8c 9) The Melbourne...
The darkest month dawns. We know how you like it, Sydney. 10) SMS Launch Party 4th July u mad bro? Us too. But we'll not be for long. Sarcasm is our preferred method of displaying anger and frankly it's totes impossible to communicate it via sms. http://on.com.au/search/events/SMS-Launch-Party/98c442c0-7900-11e8-b2e5-cbd173431c8c 9) De Kroeg 'Dutchy Party' 6th...
A week of deference; a week of decadence. Find your centre. Then cram it full of wine and mini hotdogs. 10) Addison Road Street Food Markets 7th July Spent one too many introspective moments staring down the barrel of a Heinz big and chunky? Kerb that hollow gravy-scented depression...
Now this is a political agenda we can get behind. Behind, in front of, sideways, diagonally…all night long. And we mean all night long. The Keep Sydney Open (political) Party is a revolt against the lock-out laws currently crushing Sydney’s nightlife. They're throwing a shindig. And you’re...