Well, summer's almost here and you know what that means. We're about to experience a harrowing indication as to the reality of the world to come as humanity faces a climatic hellscape of its own making that eventuates in us having to drink the blood of...
Fancy a cup of tea? Due to recent events on the world scale that question is fraught with danger. With Brexit straddled like a naked geriatric bigot on top of Britain, the economic stability, not to mention the racial, civil and political stability, of what we call...
Dinner and a show, breakfast and a hangover, doctors appointment and a massive hike in your life insurance premiums. 10) MCW & Evie's presents G.IRL 5 17th November What: Introducing G.IRL, Australia's premiere women's wrestling brand, hosted by Melbourne City Wrestling and Evie's Disco Diner! More action! More excitement! And...
Depressant, stimulant, repeat. 10) Slime Market in the City 23rd November What: Experience a day with Scoopi and KittyCake from NSW, The Slime Allure and Ragdoll from VIC and Daisy from QLD. Try and experience different slimes so you know what they feel like and meet and trade slime with...
You'll be making waves this week. Make sure you cover your mouth and don't swallow. There's a lot of mercury in that water. 10) The Berlin Experiment 23rd November What: Be greeted by their friendly nurse at the door and receive your patient number on entry. This dim lit underground...
It's a week of free expression. You'll be charged per ticket. 10) Nikon Presents: Illuminate, Sydney 13th November What: Experience the low light capabilities of the Nikon Z Series and learn from some of Australia's leading content creators. Test your creative skills amongst the illuminations, join one of the content...
No matter how low humanity sinks on an objective moral scale, no matter how easily cynicism mutates into complacency once filing taxes becomes necessary, the next generation can always be relied upon to irrepressibly infuse the air with fresh energy, shaking the foundations of archaic...
We're in a predicament. Attempting to pitch the Melbourne Cup now as a lighthearted, fashion-conscious, family-friendly incarnation of a severely problematic countrywide gambling addiction is a very difficult task thanks to the 7.30 Report's exposé on the cruelty of the horse racing industry. Gone are the days...
Time is running out. Not the time between now and Brexit. That'll probably last until long after our corpses have been cannibalised by a post-apocalyptic society whose monetary system consists of Funko Pops. No, we're referring to the tensions that have been reignited by Brexit. There's only...
We understand from the context of this event that 'Rio' refers to 'river'. Though...